-1.What's the difference between a crazy hare and a counterfeit coin?
One is a m-- b---- and the other is b-- m----.

-2.Who drives away all of his customers?
A t------ d-----.

-3.How do witches feel when they play croquet?
W-----.

-4.What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy school-boy?
One b---- his h--- and the other h---- his b---.

-5.What do you call an over-priced barber shop?
A c--- j----.

-6.What is the first safety rule for witches?
Don't f-- o-- the h-----.

7.Why are fish poor tennis players?
They don't like to get c---- to the n--.

-8.Why shouldn't you tell secrets when there's a clock nearby?
Because t--- w--- t---.

9.When is a football player like a judge?
When he s--- on the b----.

-10.How mad can a kangaroo get?
------- mad.

1. Mad bunny / Bad money - Hi Curly, have a lovely weekend

Bernie

10. Hopping?
Happy Day curly!

6. fly off the handle

Morning and merci.

2. taxicab driver

Thanks Joan.

8. time will tell

Thanks mxm.

4. One baits his hook and the other hates his book!

Merci.

3. wicket

5. a clip joint?

7 - close to the net

Good ones.

9. sits on the bench

Thanks mxm.