-1.What's the difference between a crazy hare and a counterfeit coin?
One is a m-- b---- and the other is b-- m----.
-2.Who drives away all of his customers?
A t------ d-----.
-3.How do witches feel when they play croquet?
W-----.
-4.What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy school-boy?
One b---- his h--- and the other h---- his b---.
-5.What do you call an over-priced barber shop?
A c--- j----.
-6.What is the first safety rule for witches?
Don't f-- o-- the h-----.
7.Why are fish poor tennis players?
They don't like to get c---- to the n--.
-8.Why shouldn't you tell secrets when there's a clock nearby?
Because t--- w--- t---.
9.When is a football player like a judge?
When he s--- on the b----.
-10.How mad can a kangaroo get?
------- mad.