-1. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the h----!
-2. What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad? A p-------e
3. Why is Santa so good at karate? Because he's got a b---- b---
4. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? f-----d f----s
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? f------e
-6. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low e-- e----m.
-7. What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? He got t----e m----s
-8. Who hides in the bakery during Christmas? A m---e s--
-9. What does Santa do in his garden? He h-- h-- h--s
-10. If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one? A r----l s---