Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
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07/18/22 10:35 AM
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soot
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Gladys: Do you think these leggings make my thighs look too big Abner?
Abner: No dear ... you look wonderful.
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Demosthenes]
#1277333
07/18/22 01:21 PM
07/18/22 01:21 PM
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Posts: 34,460 United Kingdom
Mad
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Definitely gets chilly round the nether regions when circling up there !!
Time : The Most Precious Commodity
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
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07/18/22 07:32 PM
07/18/22 07:32 PM
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Posts: 3,643 Indiana
ScarletDragon
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This photo was taken right before the girls were ticketed for exposing their bloomers in public.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons ... for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
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07/20/22 04:52 PM
07/20/22 04:52 PM
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Posts: 11,665 The Garden State
LadyKestrel
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"Hey, Vinnie. Are you still workin' at Carrion-to-Go? I want to place an order." "Yeh, Baldy, but I'm gonna try out for the remake of The Dark Crystal. I've got an audition lined up a half hour from now, and I've got to get ready." "Wow! I think you'd be great as a Skeksis, Vin!" "Nah. I'm tired of always playing a bad guy. I'm trying out for the part of Jen, the Gelfling." "Uh, do you really think you're right for the part, Vin? I mean, Gelflings look quite different from us. "Sure, Baldy! There's nothing a wig and makeup can't fix. With my talent, I'll be a shoe-in."
Later, around dinner time: "So how did it go, Vinnie? Did ya get the part?" [sigh] "No, Baldy, not even the part of a Skeksis. They decided to do all the characters as CGI." "Aww, I'm so sorry, Vin." [pause] "Can I get some carrion to go now? I'm starving." "Sure, Baldy." "Did you hear that they're doing another Jurassic Park movie, Vin? You'd be great as a pteranodon!" [sigh] "Thanks, Baldy."
Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations.
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Marian]
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07/21/22 06:29 PM
07/21/22 06:29 PM
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Posts: 34,460 United Kingdom
Mad
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"I n olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking .... " OK. Join in if you know it !! EDIT : Now I can't get that song out of my head !!!!
Last edited by Mad; 07/22/22 02:27 PM.
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
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07/24/22 04:19 PM
07/24/22 04:19 PM
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Posts: 4,717 london uk
chrissie
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There are so many fantastic captions here it’s been a difficult choice. I’ve very much enjoyed references to ladies’ girly talk, streaking & inkblots to mention just a few amongst the very humorous entries. But after looking up the characters for both the film & game of The Dark Crystal, neither of which I’m familiar with, I had to chuckle just that little bit more at any repartee between vultures already to start with! & especially between the wannabe actor Vinnie & friend Baldy as presented by Lady Kestrel thus: "Hey, Vinnie. Are you still workin' at Carrion-to-Go? I want to place an order." "Yeh, Baldy, but I'm gonna try out for the remake of The Dark Crystal. I've got an audition lined up a half hour from now, and I've got to get ready." "Wow! I think you'd be great as a Skeksis, Vin!" "Nah. I'm tired of always playing a bad guy. I'm trying out for the part of Jen, the Gelfling." "Uh, do you really think you're right for the part, Vin? I mean, Gelflings look quite different from us. "Sure, Baldy! There's nothing a wig and makeup can't fix. With my talent, I'll be a shoe-in."
Later, around dinner time: "So how did it go, Vinnie? Did ya get the part?" [sigh] "No, Baldy, not even the part of a Skeksis. They decided to do all the characters as CGI." "Aww, I'm so sorry, Vin." [pause] "Can I get some carrion to go now? I'm starving." "Sure, Baldy." "Did you hear that they're doing another Jurassic Park movie, Vin? You'd be great as a pteranodon!" [sigh] "Thanks, Baldy." So this weeks’s trophy is for you LadyKestrel! Congratulations!
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