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#839278 - 09/30/12 12:44 AM Holy Moly It's Sunday
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30023
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Man is an animal which, alone among the animals, refuses to be satisfied by the fulfilment of animal desires.
Alexander Graham Bell (1847 - 1922)
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Forget about the past, you can't change it.

Forget about the future, you can't predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
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First thing one Monday morning, a robber broke into the bank, and pointed his guns at the cashier said,

'Give me all your money, or you'll be GEOGRAPHY!'

The cashier laughed and said, 'You mean to say 'HISTORY.'

The robber answered, 'Don't change the subject.'
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What does FIAT stand for?

* Fix it again Tony

* Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

* Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

* Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights
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A lady is throwing a Birthday party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out.. a caterer, band, and a hired clown.

Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout.

Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her out back.

Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.

The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time.

But the clown hadn't shown up.

After a half and hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.

The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself.

She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn.

She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did mid-air flips, and leaped high in the air.

She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous.

I have never seen such a thing.

Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!"

The other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him. 'HEY WILLIE! FOR $50, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"
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A man calls his stockbroker all anxious and out of breath with this urgency in his voice. He says, "Sell it all, sell everything fast, right away." The stockbroker tries to explain that the market is cyclical in nature and that for long term outlook stocks still remain the place to be.
The man says, "Let me tell you a secret. You know I've been married for 6 years now and I've been your client for 5 years."
"Yes, go on," the stockbroker says.
"Well. My wife has this thing about the market. Her grandparents lost it all in the great crash and ever since then her family found investing in the market akin to original sin. When we got married I promised her that I would follow in her parents footsteps and never venture in the stock market and always leave all our money under the mattress."
"Wow, I didn't know that. I guess you want the money because the market is going down, in case she asks for it."
"No, I want the money because she ordered a new mattress and it is being delivered in two days."
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* Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

* Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

* Man with one chopstick go hungry.

* Man who scratches bum should not bite fingernails.
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

I wonder how many mattresses full of money have been thrown away.

I read that someone trying to take care of their dear old mother, or aunt, bought her a new mattress, and had the old one hauled off to the dump, only to learn that the lady had sewn all her money, and a lot of it, in the mattress. rolleyes

I heard about an old guy, who recently died, had only about $80 in his bank account, but when they were going through his stuff, they found like a half million dollars in gold in his garage. slapforehead

I always wondered what these people intended to do with the money. duh

Do you realize that when the Earth ends, and we all go to that great beyond, that all of the land that people fought wars over, beach front property, resort property, private islands, will be sitting unoccupied for the rest of eternity, except for the ghost of those who died fighting for it, who haunt it.

That all of the gold or money in the whole world, that people worked, slaved, sacrificed their lives away for, that people fought and killed for, will be sitting in vaults and cash registers waiting for the greedy to return, but they never will.

That factories, warehouses, and stores will be full of automobiles like Lamborghinis, that no one will ever drive, big screen HD televisions, and computers that will never be turned on, diamond rings, and ruby bracelets that will never be admired.

That someday our sun will expand so large that it will engulf this planet, and consume it by fire, and that all of those things, those man-made things, that were so important, will be gone forever as though none of them ever existed, and that every trace of man/woman kind will be gone, except for a few craft that we sent on voyages through the stars.

Someday there will be no trace left of our civilization, and all that was built or accomplished by humans, or what was deemed important by you, me or anyone who ever lived on Earth.

There probably have been other great civilizations that grew up, out of nothing, and then disappeared from the face of the universe when their star went super nova.

If contemplation of all of that, doesn't help you put things in perspective, and help you decide what is REALLY important in your life, nothing will.

Someone said it's not what you have, but who you have in your life that matters, and someone said it's not what you say, but what you do that matters.

I feel that when we get to the end of our road, the only thing that really mattered is how we treated those we came in contact with along the journey.

Too bad I haven't always felt that way. smirk

With age comes realization, and hopefully before it's too late, that you haven't always made the wisest decisions.

I'm starting to realize that I should go ahead and renew my membership in the Procrastinators of the World club...

for life.................

think...AFTER I steal a gun,

rob a bank,

steal a Lamborghini,

and go kick some rich guy off of his estate.

He's not going to need it. evil

One other thing that's still very important to me, is that you all have a VERY happy day. flowers

joe



Edited by gymcandy1 (09/30/12 01:03 AM)
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#839281 - 09/30/12 01:09 AM Re: Holy Moly It's Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Some very true statements there Joe. hearts

Hope you have a great day 3 of 3. kissy

Have a great day everyone! I am not sure what I am going to do today but it will be fun. grin

Hope you have a fun day too!

Ana wave
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#839285 - 09/30/12 01:46 AM Re: Holy Moly It's Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Online   happy
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7654
Loc: Greece
Joe, laugh wave
Ana,I hope you have a nice day.
I wish you all a happy day flowers
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#839293 - 09/30/12 05:05 AM Re: Holy Moly It's Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
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Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5414
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave

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#839302 - 09/30/12 07:17 AM Re: Holy Moly It's Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8067
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Breakfast out today, and a trip to Bed, Bath, and Beyond. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish and French Toast in the NC. summer
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#839303 - 09/30/12 07:24 AM Re: Holy Moly It's Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
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Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14423
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, wishiung you a wonderful day!

Ana, do you ever get bored? Have a fun day!

Haroula, happy day to you also.

Venus, enjoy your day even if it's a workday for you.

Cailyn, I'll put the coffee on this morning. Guess everybody is sleeping in.

Connie, I'll have a Danish, thanks.

A good day is wished to All!




Edited by GBC (09/30/12 07:25 AM)
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#839307 - 09/30/12 08:44 AM Re: Holy Moly It's Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9518
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
"Forget about the past, you can't change it.

Forget about the future, you can't predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn't get you one."

Love that Joe lol
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#839313 - 09/30/12 10:00 AM Re: Holy Moly It's Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
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Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 21212
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Thanks everyone blush

It is wonderful to be back .. I had such a great time over in Great Britain. The work days were long for me but was able to wiggle in some free time one weekend to jump on a bus and visit. The trip home was smooth sailing...thanks for your thoughts.

Today I'm going to relax ..

wave
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#839328 - 09/30/12 10:34 AM Re: Holy Moly It's Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42264
Loc: Alabama
And the above post says it all for me. wave puppy
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#839340 - 09/30/12 11:10 AM Re: Holy Moly It's Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
SharonB Offline
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Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 934
Loc: Delaware, USA
Good morning, Gameboomers. wave

My cat and I are trying to come to an understanding. I've explained this to her before but she forgets and I have to repeat myself. "Don't wake me till the clock says 8 0 0 and the sun is up." For a while she will do this. Then she either forgets or it just gets too much for her. I went through this again last night. This morning she woke me at 7. I can't blame her. I must have been at least a little awake because I know my foot was wiggling. This was her Klew to come give me morning greetings of little kisses, head bumps and hollers in my face.

But I had a good night sleep.

Busy day today. Going for a walk soon. Hoping that with enough practice I'll eventually make it into town and the Dairy Queen. laugh

Have a great day everyone and try to fit in some gaming.

Joe you are so right about perspective. smile

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#839348 - 09/30/12 11:27 AM Re: Holy Moly It's Sunday [Re: SharonB]
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30023
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Good morning everybody. wave

It's another rainy day, although none has fallen this morning. It's very overcast & dark. bravo

I have to leave in a few minutes and go to Mom's. I have to take Baby back. frown

The next three days I work from 5:00 to 2:00. Then 2 days of 1:00 to 10:00. rolleyes

The three days off have been awesome so far. I really look forward to the end of October when I have another week off. yay

I hope everyone has a fantastic day. penguin

Welcome back Soot. woot

joe
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#839356 - 09/30/12 12:03 PM Re: Holy Moly It's Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Darlene Offline
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Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9365
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Some serious contemplation there, Joe! smile Hope your Sunday is stupendous!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Went to church last evening. Easy peasy day planned today. Just Hubby and me for dinner. I'm making my shrimp/tomatoe/kalamata olive/feta over pasta dish. It's really yummy. We'll pair it with a bottle of retsina. Delish!

Alrighty, off to see what's afoot!
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#839359 - 09/30/12 12:25 PM Re: Holy Moly It's Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Posts: 64914
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Good mormning boomies. I've been transferring stuff to my other computer all morning because my gaming computer is all but gone now. I managed to get everything I need I believe and will now have to wait till the new one gets here.

Darlene, glad you have a free day with hubby. Dinner sounds fantastic!

Joe, sorry that Baby has to go back to moms. No head hunting today?

Sharon, how far is to town? You can do it! I have faith in you. yay

Soot and L4L, enjoy your day together! Welcomwe back soot!

SpaceQ, hope it's a park day today.

Gail, to answer your question, maybe once a year. lol I do not understand bored when there is a whole world out there to explore.
How are you feeling?

Connie, have fun shopping. I love BBandB!

Venus, have a great day.

Haroula, are your parents gone now?
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#839363 - 09/30/12 01:00 PM Re: Holy Moly It's Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Online   happy
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7654
Loc: Greece
Darlene your dinner sounds familiar lol
You have Greek shops there and buy these
products?
Enjoy happydance
Ana my parents will stay for a month yes
Soot wellcome back wave


Edited by Haroula (09/30/12 01:01 PM)
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#839383 - 09/30/12 02:29 PM Re: Holy Moly It's Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Lotus777 Offline
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Registered: 03/12/06
Posts: 3270
Loc: Oregon
Good Morning Everyone. Beautiful here again!! Almost done painting. Joe, you have become quite the philosopher. I still believe in a hereafter or I would be awfully gloomy, I think. Meant to say the pics of you and Peter and Sam are great, Ana. I bet you're excited about the new puter. Glad you are home safe, Soot. We Know L4L is gladdest of all!! Hi to Haroula, venus, Connie, Gail, Space, Sharon B and Darlene and all who are still to come. Keep the walking up SharonB, it will get easier. Are you getting another car snytime soon? Off I go into the wild blue and golden Fall day!! Happy Gaming!!
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