FriDiner
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10/25/12 06:48 PM
10/25/12 06:48 PM
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gymcandy1
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My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers. Woody Allen ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Four!...Three!...Two!...One! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally, he was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." His partner ponders this for a moment, and then replies: "Forget it man, you don`t stand a snowball`s chance in hell of hitting her from here!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. Why did the golfer wear tho pairs of pants? A. In case he got a hole in one. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps' ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till I hit the ground? - the rest of your life... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man. The man then replies: Yeah, well we were married 35 years. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This stinks. My internet is like "now you see it, now you don't". Good morning everyboomie. I've gotta try and post this before I lose it again. I hope your Friday is an awesome one. joe
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.
William Butler Yeats
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#844707
10/25/12 07:07 PM
10/25/12 07:07 PM
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Joined: Dec 1999
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MaG
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Your computer is a magician???? Wow! Hope the reception stabilizes for you. Thanks, Joe!
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: MaG]
#844714
10/25/12 07:43 PM
10/25/12 07:43 PM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073 Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1
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A veritable Houdini MaG. joe
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.
William Butler Yeats
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#844718
10/25/12 07:48 PM
10/25/12 07:48 PM
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BrownEyedTigre
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Joe, glad you made it today! Best of luck at the docs. MaG No Zumba today. I am afraid I have used up all my freetime. I will be in the corner...send coffee. Have a happy day everyone! Ana
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#844784
10/26/12 02:51 AM
10/26/12 02:51 AM
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Haroula
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Good morning Joe,sorry for your internet problems Good morning MaG,have a nice day Good morning Ana,coffee on the way To all have a lovely day
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: Haroula]
#844786
10/26/12 02:55 AM
10/26/12 02:55 AM
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Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 6,145 Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
cailyn
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Good morning Joe,MaG,Ana,Haroula,and all who stop by later Sorry about your internet Joe Ana glad hubby is alright,Coffee is ready!Have a great Friday everyone
I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.
Sue
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#844805
10/26/12 05:38 AM
10/26/12 05:38 AM
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Posts: 8,379 Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus
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Hello and goodbye.
Last edited by venus; 10/26/12 05:39 AM.
Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.
Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#844811
10/26/12 06:15 AM
10/26/12 06:15 AM
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Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 15,630 Massachusetts
Midge
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Good morning. Ana, sending a hot pot of coffee for you My Dear. How's your weather? We're getting in the rath of hurricane Sandy. Looks like it'll be with us for a few days. Joe I'm glad you made it to the diner today. Hi MaG . Morning Haroula, Sue, Gerry, Venus, Gail when you come in, and all who follow me in the diner today. I have an early shift this morning so I guess I need to get going. Have a great Friday all. Please don't forget to exercise. Midgie
Just do it.
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#844815
10/26/12 06:40 AM
10/26/12 06:40 AM
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GBC
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Good Morning Boomers Joe, hope your internet does not disappear today. Ana, wishing you an easy corner day! My motto: Coffee heals just about everything. Haroula, good day! Cailyn, I think we're needing a couple of pots of that hot coffee today. Gerry, have a great one. Venus, enjoy your work today. MaG, wishing you a wonderful day. Midgie, wishing you a easy work morning. To all who come into the Diner sit, relax, put your feet up and enjoy the coffee.
Gail
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#844839
10/26/12 08:39 AM
10/26/12 08:39 AM
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Posts: 37,827 Alabama
soot
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Good morning Gang! WOOT .. French Toast!! I brought some buttered biscuits and Italian Sweet Cream for the coffee in the NC. TGIF I'm hoping your Friday lives up to expectations and leads the way to a wonderful weekend! L4L Whoosh...
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: soot]
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10/26/12 10:02 AM
10/26/12 10:02 AM
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Darlene
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Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Happy FriDiner! Ana, hope Hubby is feeling A-OK today! Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! Daughter is moving into her new home this weekend. Painting today, moving tomorrow, champagne on Sunday! Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Woohoo and booyah! Have an easy peasy day!
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#844887
10/26/12 11:14 AM
10/26/12 11:14 AM
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Sorta Blonde
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DRY! Our current humidity is less than 20%. We are having our first real Santa Ana of the year. Oh boy. Skin feels like crackly dried corn husks.Off to find the lotion before my morning walk.
WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: Sorta Blonde]
#844893
10/26/12 11:54 AM
10/26/12 11:54 AM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073 Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1
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Hello everybody. I'm at home getting ready to go to Bonham. Having troubles getting on line still, and they are not going to have anyone out here before November 5th. So it'll be hit & miss getting here until then. I hope you're all having a great day. Hopefully I'll see you later this evening. joe
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.
William Butler Yeats
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#844896
10/26/12 12:16 PM
10/26/12 12:16 PM
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auntiegram
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Aw Joe sorry about the net, but at least we will see you "hit and miss" which is better then not at all!! Good luck at the foot doc's!! I see it looks to be cool in your neck of the woods this morning. Enjoy!! Ana hope that there is a glimmer of light sooner then you think. How about a coffee IV?? Haroula, Cailyn, Gerry, Gail, Midge, venus, Soot, Manxman, and Sorta!! Have a lovely day! Connie stay safe in the storms. Hope it stops for you to make it to the store and back!! Thanks for the danish! Darlene how exciting for your daughter. Wish her best of luck for me. May all at work go smoothly!! No plans till taxi time and then off to the fish fry at the Moose. Nan
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#844952
10/26/12 02:07 PM
10/26/12 02:07 PM
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Posts: 3,295 Oregon
Lotus777
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Good Morning! Hope your internet gets sorted out Joe, that is no fun! Hi MaG!! Keurig of any flavor for you dear Ana. Hi's to Haroula, Sue, Gerry and venus. Oh Midgie and Gail, I will be praying for you along with a large portion of my family that live in Massachusetts. They are scattered from the Cape to Boston and that general area. I also am concerned for friends in NYC. Hope it goes back out to sea and fizzles. Thanks for the goodies Connie, hang on to your hat! Whoosh to you Soot, have a great day. Have fun painting Darlene! Enjoy your day manxman. Oh Sorta, what a thought....dry as corn husks. Lots of lotion!!! Wishing the best to your feet Joe. Have fun at the fishfry Nan!! Sounds yummy! Awwww, L4L, hope you feel better soon. Maybe some tea and a nap. sounds like you might be coming down with something...hope not!! And Yankee, your happiness of yesterday over your game and salsa were infectious. I think I will make some salsa too but maybe not as hot as yours. I don't go higher than jalapeno. Have some errands so off I go. Happy Gaming everyone!!
Lotus Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
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10/26/12 02:54 PM
10/26/12 02:54 PM
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Yankee Clipper
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Hey Lotus -that stuff was so hot yesterday that my lower lip on right side was swollen -but milk is soothing. A few more tomatos squelched the fire a bit and now it's pleasing. In fact I might add 1 more chiltepein(spelling). I had scrambled eggs @ 5 AM today with salsa and it kinda woooked me uuup. Your salsa ought to be excellent with all hat garden produce. I used to have big grdns and one year my horses (3) were caught rolling in it. How's Finn and what color is he?
Really grumpy now because I spent the AM messing with Mr Cmptr and ended up going way back to factory install. Must install malwarebytes soon. Any more suggestions -really welcomed. And just after I bragged how good it was working too. Maybe a good smack on the sides -right L4L?
Will forego tidying up today.
Be good to cmptr day all
I wish I were a cat and belonged to me ~ My Aunt Helen Mary Rose
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#844982
10/26/12 04:01 PM
10/26/12 04:01 PM
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looney4labs
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Ok, up again and that side of the bed is not better. So I'm going to sit quietly in the corner and read
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#844986
10/26/12 04:17 PM
10/26/12 04:17 PM
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auntiegram
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Aw L4l.....HUGS!! Space have a nice evening. HUGS!! Time to head out with the taxi and then go and work the fish fry! Have a wonderful afternoon and evening all! Ana hope the project is moving right along!! Nan
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#845021
10/26/12 06:23 PM
10/26/12 06:23 PM
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Posts: 15,630 Massachusetts
Midge
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Aw L4L. I hope you're feeling better now. Chicken soup on it's way to you. Ana how's the project coming along? Are some games easier than others? I'm listening and watching the weather forecast for our area. We're definitely going to get some wild weather on Monday and Tuesday. Stay safe Gail and all who live on the east coastal area. I'm on the South Shore so I expect it'll get dicey. Midgie
Just do it.
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
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10/26/12 07:08 PM
10/26/12 07:08 PM
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BrownEyedTigre
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Hi everyone! I'm sorry I have been quiet, I have been in the corner all day trying to get ahead but it's hard to do when it's one puzzle after another. I hope you all stay safe in the storm on the east coast! I wish I could visit so I could see it. Midgie, yes there are easy and hard ones to write. This one is easy to write but the puzzles have hard mode and they get dicey. I have to retreat back to the corner...welcome to the weekend!
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: BrownEyedTigre]
#845034
10/26/12 07:39 PM
10/26/12 07:39 PM
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Posts: 33,073 Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1
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Hi everyone. I tried to post a while ago and couldn't get it posted before I lost my net so I'm making this one short.
Hope you're doing well. Will try to get tomorrow's diner posted soon.
joe
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.
William Butler Yeats
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#845063
10/26/12 09:42 PM
10/26/12 09:42 PM
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looney4labs
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Ahhh Joe, net woes stink!
Son is heading to VA on Wednesday which is really funny as when he went up to visit his brother last year, it was also during a hurricane.
My brain has finally defuzzed a bit. Course, in a few minutes I want it to fuzz so I can sleep.
We are heading to the zoo with the kids tomorrow and then the nice weather is supposed to go away.
Off to play for a second.
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#845065
10/26/12 10:11 PM
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3dobermans
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Sorry to say this cold has relapsed or maybe I've relapsed into the cold again... Have been having very humid weather and that hasn't helped at all.
Will wish all a great start to the weekend and may those in the east stay safe from the storm.
Reading is to the mind, what exercise is to the body - Joseph Addison
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#845074
10/27/12 12:00 AM
10/27/12 12:00 AM
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Posts: 14,625 northern Wisconsin
auntiegram
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Taxi home and parked. My feet are screaming kat me for being on them so long. But this shall pass. We were busy, busy at the fish fry tonight. Fish in the corner for all who would like some. Night to all those off to slumberland!!! Sleep well and pleasant dreams!! Ana any light yet??? Prayers for all on the east coast for safety during the storms that are approuching!!! Nan
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Re: FriDiner
[Re: gymcandy1]
#845075
10/27/12 12:07 AM
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BrownEyedTigre
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L4L, so we can blame your son for the weather? Hope you feel better! Joe TRippy, I am sorry you still aren't well. Have you popped in to see the doctor? Chicken soup and chamomile tea in the corner for you. Darlene, good luck with the move this weekend. Nan, relax your feet. Hope you had fun there. No light yet... back to the corner...
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