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Halloween jokes. #845963
10/31/12 02:43 AM
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-1.Q - How do you keep a skeleton from laughing?
A - Take away his f---- bone!

-2.Q - Why didn't Dracula ever get married?
A - He just never found the right g----

-3.Q - What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A - "Do you believe in p-----"?

-4.Q - How do ghosts get through locked doors?
A - They use s------- keys!!!

-5.82. Q - What kind of horse does a ghost ride?
A - N---- m---

-6.Q - What is a monster's favorite type of necklace?
A - A c-----!

-7.Q - Why don't ghosts like to go out in the rain?
A - Because it d------ their spirits!

8.Q - Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
A - They'd only let him be b-----!

-9.Q - What are a skeleton's favorite two musical instruments?
A - The o---- and the t-------!

-10.Q - What city do witches always pick for their annual convention?
A - W------, K-----!

lol







Last edited by curly; 10/31/12 09:56 AM.

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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #845966
10/31/12 03:41 AM
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Good morning curly, happy Halloween!

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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #845967
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1.Funny happydance lol wave


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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #845969
10/31/12 04:10 AM
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Good ones.

Gimli, do you know that in Canada there is a town called Gimli in the province of Manitoba.

http://www.gimlicommunityweb.com/


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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #845974
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4. Skeleton (Hope you came through the storm OK Curly, and all Boomers affected by it thumbsup) wave

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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #845977
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2. ghoul?


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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #845978
10/31/12 05:16 AM
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Good ones. Bernie, the storm was not so bad here compared to the US. We got some strong winds and a bit of rain.


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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #845979
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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #845980
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Merci Lex.


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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #845983
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Morning curly, eek


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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #845985
10/31/12 07:22 AM
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Good Morning, Curly cat

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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #845986
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Bonjour Mesdames. Bonne réponses. urock


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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #845987
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Ocean City, NJ is closed off. A harrowing few days. frown

Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: Redz] #845995
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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #846004
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Good ones Ladies.


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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #846023
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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #846025
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Thanks Sondi.


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Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly] #846058
10/31/12 01:14 PM
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Thanks for the Gimli link curley. That's funny. Happy Halloween to all of you.

Evelyne


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