All of the vowels and spaces have been removed from the following quotes. Can you replace them and rebuild the quotes?

-1. rgrndchldrnccptsfrrslvs,wthtrbkrffrttchngs,snnnrntrlvshsvrdn,
ntrprnts,sblngs,spss,frnds-ndhrdlyvrrwngrwnchldrn.~RthGd

-2. Whtbrgngrndchldrnr!gvthmmylschng,ndthygvmmllndllrs'wrthfplsr.

-3. fhdknwnhwwndrfltwldbthvgrndchldrn,'dhvhdthmfrst.~LsWys

-4. Mygrndmthrstrtdwlkngfvmlsdywhnshwssxty.Sh'snnty-svnnw,ndwdn'tknwwhrthhllshs.~llnDGnrs

-5. lvdthrhm.vrythngsmlldldr,wrnbtsf;thfdrmhdbkdtslfntthfrntr.
~SsnStrsbrg

-6. Mygrndmthrsvrghtyndstlldsn'tndglsss.Drnksrghttfthbttl.
~HnnyYngmn

-7. Thbstbby-sttrs,fcrs,rthbby'sgrndprnts.Yflcmpltlycmfrtblntrstngyr
bbytthmfrlngprds,whchswhymstgrndprntsfltFlrd.~DvBrry

-8. Mygrnddghtrcmtspndfwwkswthm,nddcddttchhrtsw.ftrhdgnthrgh
lngthyxplntnfhwtthrdthmchn,shstppdbck,pthrhndsnhrhps,ndsdndsblf,
"Ymnycndlltht,btycn'tplymyGmBy?"

-9. Mygrndsnwsvstngndywhnhskd,"Grmm,dyknwhwyndGdrlk?"mntlly
plshdmyhlwhlskd,"N,hwrwlk?""Y'rbthld,"hrpld.

4.My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Very funny.

2. What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me
a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

Both correct! That first one is by Ellen DeGeneres.

5. I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked Itself into the furniture. ~Susan Strasberg

1. Our grandchildren accept us for ourselves, without rebuke or effort to change us, as no one in our entire lives has ever done, not our parents, siblings, spouses, friends - and hardly ever our own grown children - Ruth Goode

Excellent solves!

8. My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthly explanation of how to thread the machine,she stepped back, put her hands on her hips and said in disbelief "you mean you can do all that but you can't play my Game Boy?

Rotten kid.

6. My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman

Good solve!

7. The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby's grandparents. You feel completely comfortable in trusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. ~ Dave Barry

Good job, Jema!

9. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Gramma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old, "he replied.

3. If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.
Lois Wyse

Excellent solves! (Note: #3 is by Lois Wyse)

I fixed my mistake. How dare I think that you omitted a letter? I thought it was Sunday instead of one day.

No matter how careful we are, typos are inevitable. I got lucky this time.