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There's a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. It's called your checkbook.

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Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

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"You ask me what life is. That's like asking me what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot is a carrot" (A. Chekhov)

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We do not see things as they are, we see things as we are.