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Thanksgiving jokes. #851078
11/22/12 03:51 AM
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-1.What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: P------- R---

-2.Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their b--- b------ are on their hats!

-3.What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his g----!

-4.What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm s------!

-5.What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: P------ --.

-6.Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the d--------s

-7.What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A:He got the s------- knocked out of him!

-8.Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A:To try to h------!

9.What do turkeys use to clean themselves?
A:They use "f------ d------"!

-10.Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
A:Because he was a g------.

eatfish


















Last edited by curly; 11/22/12 05:26 PM.

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Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly] #851080
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Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly] #851081
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Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly] #851085
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Good ones. Good morning.


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Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly] #851089
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turkey 3. gravy! Morning curly! turkey


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Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly] #851093
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Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly] #851095
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Morning curly, turkey


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Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly] #851100
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Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly] #851101
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Morning, good answers.


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Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly] #851107
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Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly] #851110
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Good one mxm.


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Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly] #851112
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Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: fildil] #851148
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Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly] #851170
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Good answers.


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Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly] #851206
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Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly] #851237
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Thanks Flo.


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