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#851919 - 11/25/12 07:31 PM Monday
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30159
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
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Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
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Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
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Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
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Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."
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A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer."
Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better."
The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
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Q. How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four!...Three!...Two!...One!
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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally, he was driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
His partner ponders this for a moment, and then replies:
"Forget it man, you don`t stand a snowball`s chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
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Q. Why did the golfer wear tho pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps' !
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till I hit the ground?
- the rest of your life...
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.

The man then replies: Yeah, well we were married 35 years.
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

It‘s Monday/Moanday/Mourning, for moi. That‘s French for “me“………..or is it Hawaiian for “more“?? headscratch

Yeah that‘s it, because we will have more heat today. Moi heat. thumbsup

I think the heat melted away half of my day off. duh

It might have melted half my brain. blush

I was sitting on the couch doing nothing at all, and I looked up and it was dark. eek

Today will be an early day for me going 5:00 to 2:00, so at least I’ll be home early. penguin

Time for bed. tired

I’ll see you all after that last piece of sand drops from the old work hour glass.

joe
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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

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#851937 - 11/25/12 09:45 PM Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Global Moderator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65800
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning Joe, will you be out to head hunt when you get off work? It sounds like you have a great new area to explore. yay

I will be working, then walking the dogs in the woods, then back to work and then dance class at night. yay

Ana wave
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#851938 - 11/25/12 09:47 PM Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11422
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Hi all, nite all.

Bets
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Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.

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#851954 - 11/25/12 11:35 PM Re: Monday [Re: flutist]
manxman Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 15742
Loc: Unionville
Good morning boomers. Hope everyone has a great start to the week. wave
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.

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#851958 - 11/25/12 11:55 PM Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
BobH Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 10/14/11
Posts: 1970
Loc: 47.79N, 122.24W
Hi boomers.

I hope everyone has a great day.
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Bob
I've learned that if you're too busy to help a friend, you're too busy.

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#851962 - 11/26/12 02:03 AM Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 8112
Loc: Greece
Good morning boomers,have all a happy day happydance wave
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.



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#851969 - 11/26/12 04:10 AM Re: Monday [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6098
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning all waveI hope you all have a great day,coffee is brewing puppy
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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue

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#851977 - 11/26/12 05:04 AM Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5684
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave fall

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#851979 - 11/26/12 05:15 AM Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17626
Loc: Marlborough USA
broccoli Good Morning Joe, Ana, Bets, BobH, manxman, Haroula, venus, and Cailyn. Sounds like everyone has there day planned! Enjoy the day all! broccoli
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#851984 - 11/26/12 07:00 AM Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8202
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Walking this morning, then shopping and lunch with SIL. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful start to the new week. Danish, Blueberry Pancakes, and Bagels in the NC. penguin
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Connie

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#851992 - 11/26/12 07:34 AM Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14786
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Wishing everyone a wonderful, happy day!

Housework, dog walking then out to do a little Christmas shopping. penguin
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Gail

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#852008 - 11/26/12 08:52 AM Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 21511
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Good munday moaning gang laugh We're safely back from our turkey day trip enjoying a great time with son's family and new grandson...oh my what a cutie pie. But the time has come to get back to business, so I am off to work and wishing everyone a great Monday!

Whoosh...

wave
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games

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#852033 - 11/26/12 09:57 AM Re: Monday [Re: soot]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9481
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Very exciting about your new finds! Woohoo! Hope your work day goes easy peasy!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Back to work after a most lovely looooong weekend.

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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#852066 - 11/26/12 11:10 AM Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42647
Loc: Alabama
Magnificent Monday ya'll puppy

So what's everyone up to? Ready for Christmas?

It's a bit chilly here. Hubby is back at work. Life is good. Lots of errands and to do's today.

Back later wave
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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

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#852087 - 11/26/12 12:36 PM Re: Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Global Moderator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65800
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Today is going like yesterday and I am getting everything done but my walkthrough. oops

I just got done enrolling my niece and I next years Warrior Dash again. I wish it was now, I so ready to get muddy and run again. It's a week before Sam's wedding and my niece is the maid of honor and of course I am mother of the bride and she is panicking one of us will get hurt. I have to reassure her we got this!

I am off to the park with the dogs now and then it's buckle down time!

Have a happy day!
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