Fight, anyone ??
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12/09/12 12:34 PM
12/09/12 12:34 PM
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Mad
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed. "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started...
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started...
That morning I had arranged to go fishing so I went into the garage, hooked the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out. However, the wind was blowing 50mph and there was a torrential downpour going on so I pulled back into the garage and turned on the radio - to discover that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, slipped back into bed and cuddled up to my wife's back - now with a different anticipation. I whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife replied, "Yes, and can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in it?" And that's how the fight started...
I rear-ended a car this morning. The start of a really bad day! The driver got out of the other car and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy! " So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then? " That's how the fight started…
Time : The Most Precious Commodity
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Re: Fight, anyone ??
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12/09/12 03:29 PM
12/09/12 03:29 PM
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oldbroad
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