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Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious #865216
01/30/13 06:13 PM
01/30/13 06:13 PM
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Sun City, AZ
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Dear God: It's me, the Dog


Dear God: Is it on purpose that our
Names are spelled the same, only in reverse?

I only wish I could have included he dog pictures that were with this.

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers,
but seldom, if ever, smell one another?


Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit
on your couch? Or will it be the same old story?


Dear God: Why are there cars named after
the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,
the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE
named for a Dog? How often do you
see a cougar riding around in a car? We love a nice car
ride. For example, would it be so hard to change
the 'Chrysler Eagle' to the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Come on now God. Do the decent thing.


Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off
in the forest and no human hears him,
is he still a bad Dog?


Dear God: We Dogs can understand human
verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles,
horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,
electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee
flight paths. What do humans understand?


Dear God: More meatballs,
less spaghetti, please.


Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?
If there are, will I have to apologize?


Dear God:
Here is a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog:
1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats
it or after he throws it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish,
crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's
underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's
crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand
straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before
entering the house -- not after.
10. I will not come in from outside,
and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living
room, and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy',
so when I play with him and he makes that noise,
it's usually not a good thing.


P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven,
may I have my testicles back


I've seen God, and his name is iPad. Let us pray
yes, I do use my Hairbrush as a Microphone and Dance around in my Underwear. Thank you very much.

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry] #865219
01/30/13 06:16 PM
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Priceless!


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry] #865225
01/30/13 07:13 PM
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lol I am sure that most of those thoughts go through my dogs head. I cannot imagine my life without them. puppy

Thanks Barry!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry] #865259
01/30/13 09:52 PM
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Love it Barry.


Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.
Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: flutist] #865262
01/30/13 09:59 PM
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Thanks, Barry, I enjoyed those !! laugh


Time : The Most Precious Commodity
Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry] #865276
01/30/13 10:32 PM
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I would buy a car named for a dog. puppy


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry] #865279
01/30/13 10:35 PM
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Wonder what Chihuahua car would look like or a French Bulldog or an English Bully. lol

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry] #865300
01/30/13 11:58 PM
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Totally cute, I'm sure!


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry] #865313
01/31/13 03:44 AM
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Thanks, Barry smile wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Haroula] #865321
01/31/13 04:42 AM
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Really cute Barry wave


I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue
Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry] #865331
01/31/13 05:33 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Thanks Barry! It put a smile on my face!


Gerry
Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry] #865356
01/31/13 08:21 AM
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Thanks, Barry. smile


Connie
Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry] #865441
01/31/13 01:55 PM
01/31/13 01:55 PM
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the dusty desert
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lol those were great

Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: niteowl07] #865458
01/31/13 04:47 PM
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Dogs Rule! puppy

thanks Barry thumbsup


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
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