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#866306 - 02/05/13 12:54 AM Tuesday's
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32190
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
Sue Murphy

This is a compilation of some of the best out of office Automatic email replies...

I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

You are receiving this automatic notification, because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over
and over....)

Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

I've run away to join a different circus.

I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of Steve.

The truths about life, that little children have learnt:

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

The great truths about life, that adults have learnt:

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Great truths about growing old:

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

Great truths about the different stages of life:

1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.

Great truths about success in life:

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

Legendary Proverbs

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

Good morning everyboomie. wave

Welcome to the day after. bravo

It's a nude a and imal I've to in joey it. penguin


It's a new day, and I'm alive to enjoy it. wink

I just thought someone might need an interpreter. lol

I enjoy every day you know.

Especially if I don't die. bravo

What about you? duh

Have an enjoyable day everyone.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#866308 - 02/05/13 02:00 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 10027
Loc: Greece
Good morning boomers,have all a happy day happydance wave
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#866315 - 02/05/13 03:48 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6145
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Haroula and all who follow me in waveBrrr It's cold at 22 degrees shiverI have a busy day today taking the car for an oil change,sticker,and power steering fluid needs to be changed.Mostly likely a costly day also smirkCoffee is ready a sunshiny day wished for all winter
I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.


#866319 - 02/05/13 05:13 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Online   happy
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22787
Loc: Marlborough USA
wave Good Morning Joe, Haroula and Cailyn. Joe keep smiling! grin Haroula enjoy the sunshine. yes Cailyn try and stay warm. shiver Wishing a peaceful day for all! wave

#866324 - 02/05/13 06:01 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
Staff Reviewer
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 7724
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Off for yet another work whoosh. Have a great Tuesday, everyone. wave winter
Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

#866333 - 02/05/13 07:05 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18262
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, glad you're enjoying a stay alive day!

Haroula, have a great day!

Cailyn, dress warm. Thanks for the coffee.

Gerry, happy day to you.

Venus, enjoy your day at work.

To all who enter I'm wishing a fantastic day!

#866344 - 02/05/13 07:57 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10252
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Ana, prayers your BIL finds a new job quickly. I hope all in your house are feeling better today. The boys are both back home now. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Tuesday. Danish, Apple Turnovers, Blueberry Muffins, and Hot Chocolate in the NC. penguin

#866373 - 02/05/13 09:56 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: connie]
Darlene Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 10371
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Have an enjoyable day as well!!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!

#866376 - 02/05/13 10:00 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11505
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Good morning Boomies.

The sun is shining and going up to 53. Dog walking day. Susie called last night and said she is off today, so we are going over there for dinner.

I hope everyone has a really great day today and that the weather is not bad in your area.

Gonna go play.

Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.

#866385 - 02/05/13 10:24 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75349
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies..I hope you all have a wonderful day and that it brings good things to each and every one. I started out with a little sleeping in and it feels great. Now time to get to work. Life is good....
Don't feed the Trolls

#866395 - 02/05/13 11:56 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 14623
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe ya made it!! After today.....time off!!! May work fly and go well. Thanks for the laughs.

Haroula enjoy the day!

Cailyn stay warm and have a nice day! Thanks for the coffee.

Gerry have a nice walk and a nice day!

venus may work fly! Happy working!!

Gail hope you are still feeling OK! HUGS! Have a lovely day!

Connie glad the boys are safely home but hope they have more work somewhere!! Thanks for the treats!

Darlene may work fly and all go smoothly!! Have a lovely day!

Bets enjoy the warm temps. Almost like summer. lol Enjoy dinner tonight at Susies!! Happy Gaming.

Ana we got about 4 inches of snow last night and today the sky is blue and the sun is shinning!! Already at a balmy 15 and no wind!! happydance Hope that the project is moving right along for ya!!

Was your run in the new snow yesterday fun?? I did an el-slippo this morning on some ice hid by all that nice snow. Had trouble getting up due to the size of the ice patch. Sassy just stood and stared at me wondering what I was doing when I had to crawl to find a clear spot. lol Have a lovely day!!

Took roomie to the dentist already and ran some errands. I get to go this afternoon!!


#866396 - 02/05/13 12:03 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47568
Loc: Alabama
Terrific Tuesday ya'll puppy

It's another grey but warm day here. We slept late late late. Skyman didn't do his 9 a.m alert.

I'm going to pretend it's Monday and stew some books. Then we will go to Bible Study later tonight. So a normal Tuesday for us.

Joe, loved loved the automatic email replies, though I'm pretty sure most of them would get your fired.

Haroula, you have a great day!

Cailyn, you aways bring sunshine into our lives.

Gerry, a peaceful day sounds perfectly wonderful.

Venus, Happy whooshing!

Gail, how ya doing?

Connie, how long will the boys be home this time? How are ya'll feeling?

Darlene, happy skooshing!

Bets, enjoy your walk and your dinner.

Ana, how is the toe?

Nan, are you ok?

Edited by looney4labs (02/05/13 12:03 PM)
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

#866400 - 02/05/13 12:13 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 9560
Loc: San Diego, CA
Joe, you always make me laugh first thing in the morning. rotfl

So far no huge pit bull sightings. Hoping he was just babysitting the dog for some gal my neighbor saw him walking off with later. I'll know soon. It's almost doggie walking, or tying up to fence time.

Overcast day here, no rain expected for a few days and my lawn is now knee deep in weeds from the last rain. Hoping my yard kid will stop by today or tomorrow to mow it. Crossing fingers he appears (never know when he's gonna be around).

Sister is in escrow on her (well, her daughter's new house she's buying for her). Worse news than I thought. Going well on the buying of the new and selling of the old (both foreclosures) but she's paying 200k for the new one. It's listed for 190 something and fair value is around 167. Don't know why she's paying so much. Still it's a good deal for what I see she's getting. I'm praying her daughter (who has been unemployed for a long time) gets a job and that the big investment doesn't backfire on my poor sis. Lovely huge new house, 5 bed, 3 bath, 3 car garage, gorgeous, all redone. Looks like a mansion. Almost 3000 square feet. Sigh.
WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.

#866403 - 02/05/13 12:29 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: Sorta Blonde]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32190
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
Good morning everybody. wave

I found out Monday that I have to go to Frisco Tx tomorrow, my day off, and attend a vendor fair. smirk

It has been coming up for a while, but was rescheduled once, and then I thought it was cancelled, but it was not. rolleyes

So I have to be in at 6:00am tomorrow, after closing tonight. shocked

I will then be off Thursday & Friday. woot

I'm going in at 12:00 today instead of 1:00 so I can get home earlier tonight.

I'll see you all then. yes

Have a great day. happydance

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#866448 - 02/05/13 03:45 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75349
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, that is not nice of them! I am sorry you need to get up so early and "work" on your day off. Do you get overtime for that?

Nan, I never went out yesterday. I am considering going in a little bit though because I am going stir crazy. I hope you are okay from your fall. hearts

L4L, I hope the books are simmering by now. grin I am hanging in there but getting frustrated with my toe. I have no patience to sit still. lol

Sorta, glad its a quiet day.
Don't feed the Trolls

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