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#867921 - 02/12/13 08:14 PM Hump Day
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30151
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Edgar Bergen (1903 - 1978), (Charlie McCarthy)
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Marriage Is...
A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

A classified ad which read "Wife Wanted" received hundreds of responses, all from men saying "You can have mine."

A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

A husband expects his wife to be perfect... and to understand why he's not.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."

A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.

A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.

A son asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son. I'm still paying for it."

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A toast to the newlyweds: May your only ups and downs be between the sheets.

A wedding ring is like a tourniquet; it cuts off your circulation.

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." The friend asked, "And what was he before you married him?" The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire."

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy.

As she hears the wedding march, three things are foremost in a bride's mind: aisle, altar, hymn. [I'll alter him!]

Bachelor: A guy who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

Confucius say man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married... and then it was too late.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

I was engaged myself once, to a contortionist. But she broke it off.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay full attention to what you have to say, talk in your sleep.

If your mother-in-law and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

In marriage, the bride gets a shower; but for the groom, it's curtains!

It doesn't matter how often a husband changes his job; he still ends up with the same boss.

It's a give-and-take marriage. He gives and she takes.

Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.

Man is incomplete until he is married. After that he is finished.

Man: Rules the roost. Woman: Rules the rooster.

Marriage is a great institution; but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is an institution in which the man loses his Bachelor's degree and the woman gets her Master's.

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo....

Marriage is grand... and divorce is about 10 grand.

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).

Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

Marry not a tennis player, for love means nothing to them.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, and so made sure that she would stay, in better spirits night and day.

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gosh, I miss him!

My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.

My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.

She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

Some mornings I wake up grouchy... and some mornings I just let her sleep.

Thanks preacher for allowing me to have 16 wives: 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better, 4 worse!

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.

The three stages of sex in marriage: tri-weekly; try-weekly; try-weakly

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

Why did the polygamist cross the aisle? To get to the other bride.

Wife says, "Honey, I've had enough of worse; let's try better for a while!"
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

Another 2 days off are behind me. Now I have three 5 0'clockers coming before my weekend off. yay

Today I'll find out how much the new shoes work, or stink. razz

I've been wearing them for a couple of hours and they don't feel great. rolleyes

I may be walking on my hands when I get off.

It's real hard for me to step that high though. zombie

I'm not THAT limber. snicker

I am pretty tired though. tired

Have a happy day everyone. happydance

joe
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#867931 - 02/12/13 09:22 PM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9718
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Have a great wednesday Joe. smile
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#867938 - 02/12/13 10:25 PM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65761
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning Joe. I hope your shoes feel like you are floating on a cloud all day. hearts

SpaceQ, happy hump day!

I have a vet appt to get the dogs nails trimmed and
then I will run them a bit. The rest of the day should be back in the corner.

Have a great day everyone!

Ana wave
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#867950 - 02/13/13 02:30 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 8102
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,SQF,Ana and all who come later in.
Have all a great day wave
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#867956 - 02/13/13 04:45 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6095
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,Space,Haroula waveHaving computer problems haven't been able to play any games from BF frown Don't know what's going on but one of thier Techs is helping me.Coffee is ready have a sunshiny day everyone puppy
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#867959 - 02/13/13 05:26 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17608
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ, Ana, Haroula and Cailyn. Joe hope those shoes soften up! SpaceQ enjoy your day. Ana hope it's a quiet one for you. Haroula may the sun shine on your day. Cailyn so nice to have you back in the Diner. Hope you get your computer problem resolved! Happy Day wished for all! wave
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#867967 - 02/13/13 05:58 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14783
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning Boomers

Joe, hope your shoes turn out comfortable this morning.

Ana, hope the dogs get a good mail cutting today. Do they mind going? My dogs hate walking through the Vet's door.

Cailyn, hope your computer starts working better.

Spoace, good moirning to you.

Haroula, how is your weather?

Gerry, enjoy whatever plans you have for the day.

Heather has a routine yearly checkup with the Vet this morning. Then I think it's going to be a gaming afternoon for me. Been busy lately now it's time to play! penguin
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#867973 - 02/13/13 06:11 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17608
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning GBC. Hope the vet visit goes well! Have a great day! wave
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#867977 - 02/13/13 07:09 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8196
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Not sure what's on the agenda for the day yet. To all here and all who follow, have a Super Hump day. Danish, Blueberry Pancakes, Omelets, and Hot Chocolate in the NC. penguin
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#867999 - 02/13/13 09:08 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Yankee Clipper Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 08/27/04
Posts: 2159
Loc: Lexington, Texas
Funny morning. Up earlier than usual -at 5:45AM- and of course 4 cats snowstormed on me, feedmefeedme! now! and I did. Schemer, who picks on Buttercup was sitting in a kitchen corner just cleaning his whiskers and face like cats do and here comes Buttercup, full speed, and wallops him with a sucker punch like you've never seen - he didn't see it comming- and she gallops down the hall to her bedroom sanctuary. The look on Schemer's face. Considering that early morning event, I can't be grouchy for today.

I've hit Schemer with the English riding crop because he was making B'Cups life unpleasant. Now all I have to do is show it to him.

Going to be 31 tonight that's cold and must take in the tomatos.

One of my daughters and family from Tulsa spend February in south Texas and this year they are in Bourne where there is a wildlife sanctuary. They volunter there. I hope the weather warms up for them.

Anyway happy Wednesday all
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#868006 - 02/13/13 09:54 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: Yankee Clipper]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9479
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your next 3 days go easy peasy!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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#868026 - 02/13/13 11:26 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13803
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe only two after today!! Hope they fly. May those shoes feel great! You need to find the guy who sold me mine. I went in the store and told him what I wanted. He got a pair of shoes and put them on me and told me to go walk around the mall for an hour and then come back. Well I went back earlier and got them. Best shoes I have had. Good luck and Xthanks for the laughs.

Space have a lovely day!

Ana I just cut Sassy's and not too often cause they either don't grow fast or she walks too much. lol Have a lovely walk with the dogs and may the corner be kind. hearts

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn glad you slept in a littld today! Have a lovely day and I hope that BF can get the games running.

Gerry hows the snow?? Have a nice walk and a lovely day!

Gail good luck at the Vet!! Happy Gaming!!! grin Hope you are feeling well! HUGS!

Connie have fun what ever pops up!! Thanks for the danish!

Yankee low of 31???? That's our high for the day. lol Well actually 34 but close enough. Too funny about the cats. lol

Darlene may all go smoothly today!!

No plans till taxi time, it it runs. I feel like I should go back to bed but then I have felt that way for almost a week. I keep refusing it but it just won't leave. Head plugged, tired, chest congestion and that is bad when I fall asleep in the middle of playing a game. lol

wave
Nan

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#868029 - 02/13/13 11:50 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42635
Loc: Alabama
Wonderful Wednesday ya'll puppy

Still grey and overcast and rainy here but not cold. I'm going to have a nice quiet day...yeah, right! rotfl

wave
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#868042 - 02/13/13 01:10 PM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65761
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Well, I have lost my internet for half the morning. It's up, it's down.

I took the dogs for their trim, no more clickety click on the hardwood floors. I always did my own until these dogs. Merlin screams like a teenage girl at a Bieber concert when he sees the clippers and Shadow has pitch black nails and I am scared. I wish I could save the expense but it's not happening.

We had to go to three places to run today to find one that wasn't a skating rink. I'll show you the pictures later of the "best place". I am thankful the dogs and I made it home safely. lol

I invited son out to lunch at Tilted Kilt so as soon as he gets dressed we are heading out.

Hope you all are enjoying your day!
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#868059 - 02/13/13 03:18 PM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42635
Loc: Alabama
Ana, have you thought about using a dremel? We use the grinder part on the dogs nails, a tiny bit at a time.

So far so good. Quietness reigns! happydance
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