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#871458 - 03/02/13 12:01 PM When the kids ask!
LeBelleRachael Offline
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Registered: 04/22/12
Posts: 177
Loc: Barrackstadt, Arcadia
An 8 or 9 year old boy asked his mother: "How old are you?"

"None of your business. Never ask a woman her age!"

"How tall are you and how much do you weigh?"

"None of your business. Never, never ask a woman how much she weighs!!"

"Why did Daddy divorce you?"

"What's with you today? We divorced each other. We'll talk about that at

some later time."

The little fellow recounted this conversation to a friend on the playground who told him he could find out all this stuff if he just looked at his mother's drivers license. When his mother wasn't looking, he found her purse and wallet and looked at her license. Thereafter he told her:

"Well, Mom, I found out that you were born in 1965, which makes you 32.

You're 5 foot 5 and weigh 130 pounds. And Daddy divorced you because you got an "F" in sex." scared
"Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life."


#871459 - 03/02/13 12:03 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75349
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
rotfl Priceless!
Don't feed the Trolls

#871467 - 03/02/13 12:39 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
Sorta Blonde Offline
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 9560
Loc: San Diego, CA
Got me on the punch line. Cute!
WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.

#871483 - 03/02/13 01:48 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: Sorta Blonde]
Mad Offline
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Registered: 11/21/00
Posts: 28108
Loc: United Kingdom
lol lol lol
Time : The Most Precious Commodity

#871642 - 03/03/13 11:43 AM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
granny Offline
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Registered: 08/27/99
Posts: 7408
Loc: Ft. Lauderdale, Florida USA
It took a minute, but I got a really good laugh out loud !!
Granny Goodwitch

A woman NEVER shot a man while he was doing dishes!

#871683 - 03/03/13 02:10 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 10027
Loc: Greece
lol wave
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#871685 - 03/03/13 02:16 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
my10rugrats Offline
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Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 3499
Loc: kansas
loved it . had to share with daughter who is in denver. hopefully it will give her a good laugh

#871892 - 03/04/13 04:26 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: my10rugrats]
Niki Offline
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Registered: 10/30/11
Posts: 4624
Loc: UK

but an F is better than an M, right? smile
What are we? Women - What do we want? We don't know - When do we want it? Now

#871903 - 03/04/13 06:42 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
Winfrey Offline
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Registered: 04/11/06
Posts: 5820
Loc: The Country
lol lol lol
Would that I could be the peacemaker in your soul that I might turn the discord and the rivalry of your elements into oneness and melody

#871912 - 03/04/13 07:34 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: Winfrey]
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32190
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma

thumbsup Love it.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#872132 - 03/05/13 05:52 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
manxman Offline
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Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 21377
Loc: Unionville
rotfl Great one smile
Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.


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