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#874968 - 03/20/13 02:37 AM Jokes.(Hints)
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Help me with these jokes please.

-1.What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An i----------r

-2. How much does a pirate charge for earrings?
A b--- an ---

-3.What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you'll r--- and s----

-4.Did you hear about that new broom? It's
s------g the n----n

-5.What gets wetter the more it dries? a -----

-6.What do you call a fat psychic? A f--- c---
t----r.

-7.Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the --
s-----n. (Think UK gas station)

-8.What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's p------.

-9.What did Delaware? A N-- ------.

10.What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi C----. (Think Cheers regular)

lol







Edited by curly (03/21/13 05:02 AM)
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#874969 - 03/20/13 04:26 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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5.A towel lol wave
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#874973 - 03/20/13 04:41 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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2. A buck an ear lol Hi Curly wave thumbsup

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#874974 - 03/20/13 05:00 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning, good ones.
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#874979 - 03/20/13 05:19 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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1. investigator! lol wave
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#874982 - 03/20/13 06:03 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good Morning, Curly cat

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#874983 - 03/20/13 06:33 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning curly, chocobunny
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#874984 - 03/20/13 06:33 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good ones. Hi Jema.
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#874987 - 03/20/13 07:22 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#874988 - 03/20/13 07:24 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#874990 - 03/20/13 07:26 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks. Hi Cue.
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#875004 - 03/20/13 08:27 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#875007 - 03/20/13 09:00 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks Joan.
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#875069 - 03/20/13 02:47 PM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Ah - memories of Perry Como... lol
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#875079 - 03/20/13 03:23 PM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Merci Rog.
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