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#876522 - 03/28/13 02:42 AM Jokes.
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I hope you will enjoy these!

-1.Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? A: He p---- way.

-2.Q: Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? A: He p----- a m-----

-3.Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? A: I think I'm c----- down with
s-------g

-4.Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: It saw the s----
d-------!

-5.Q: What did the penny say to the other penny? A: We make p------ c----.

-6.Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A: He didn't want to wake the
s------g p---s.

-7.Q: Did you hear about the calendar thief? A: He got t----- m-----; they say his days are n-------.

8.Q: Did you hear about the monster with five legs? A: His t------- fit him like a g----.

-9.Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more c---- like that and I'll p------ you!

-10.Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry? A: Because his p------ were in a j--!

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Edited by curly (03/28/13 12:13 PM)
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#876526 - 03/28/13 03:18 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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1.Pasta lol wave
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#876530 - 03/28/13 03:36 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good Morning, Curly cat

7. twelve months / numbered
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#876531 - 03/28/13 04:00 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Nice starts, good morning.
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#876533 - 03/28/13 04:27 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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4. "it saw the salad dressing" lol - Hi Curly wave thumbsup

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#876537 - 03/28/13 05:06 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Hi Bernie, good answer.
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#876541 - 03/28/13 05:49 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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10. parents were in a jam.

Morning curly, snicker
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#876548 - 03/28/13 06:35 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Hi Gail, good one.
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#876549 - 03/28/13 06:38 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#876556 - 03/28/13 07:14 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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3. I think I'm "coming" down with "something"! lol
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#876557 - 03/28/13 07:17 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good ones Ladies.
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#876582 - 03/28/13 09:23 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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5. We make perfect cents/sense


Edited by Flo NS (03/28/13 09:24 AM)

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#876585 - 03/28/13 10:06 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#876589 - 03/28/13 10:13 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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9. "One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!" lol Hi Curly
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#876592 - 03/28/13 10:17 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good ones. Hi Cue.
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#876601 - 03/28/13 10:50 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#876618 - 03/28/13 12:12 PM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good one Marian.
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