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#876910 - 03/29/13 10:53 PM Saturdiner
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
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Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body; but knowledge which is acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind.
Plato (427 BC - 347 BC), The Republic
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Alcohol Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an butthead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers...


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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer

AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.

SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART STUPID DOG

2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15

TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000

STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT - $15

SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents

GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.

FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50

NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED *************CALL CHUBBIE

BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"

SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT..BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE REWARD.

HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

GET A LITTLE JOHN: THE TRAVELING URINAL HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.

HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB

GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE SLIGHTLY STAINED

FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.

AMERICAN FLAG 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100

TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS -$175.

OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.
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Good morning everyboomie. welcome

Chubby here. wave

I'm still trying to sell that Nordic Track. penguin

It's a sweet deal, but time is running out for this deal. razz

Seriously...... snicker



No, seriously. mad



I'm needing money for my ballet lessons. bunny

I've been eyeballing a new blue tutu that I really want at Amazon.

WHAT? You thought I'd wear pink??? duh

Have a happy day everyone.

joe

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#876914 - 03/29/13 11:11 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Cathy1 Online   happy
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Registered: 05/10/03
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Loc: Calgary Alberta Canada
Those were great JOE. Have a great weekend.

Cathy easter
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#876915 - 03/29/13 11:16 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64737
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, You?? Chubby??? I don't think so! lol But Ballet could keep you on your toes. grin

I'm going to my niece's this afternoon for an early Easter dinner. yay First I am sleeping in...long. grin

Have a happy day everyone!
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#876925 - 03/30/13 03:18 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7617
Loc: Greece
easterto my friends wave
Have all a good and happy Saturday bunny
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#876928 - 03/30/13 04:10 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Online   sad
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6032
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning all wave Ana enjoy your early dinner,it's 43 degrees here should be a warm day chocobunnyCoffee is ready!Happy day wished for everyone bunny
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#876933 - 03/30/13 05:37 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17030
Loc: Marlborough USA
bunny Good Morning Joe, Cathy1, Ana, Haroula, Cailyn and all on their way to the diner. A Happy peaceful day wished for all! bunny
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#876945 - 03/30/13 07:44 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8031
Loc: winter springs fl.
chocobunny Good morning everyone. I will be getting ready for are family and friends Easter dinner. We should have a house full. The weather is suppossed to be warm and rain free. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Danish, Blueberry Pancakes, and Muffins in the NC. easter bunny
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#876947 - 03/30/13 08:08 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
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Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14340
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

easter

Joe, Exercise is good.

Ana, enjoy your sleep-in. sleep

Cathy, good morning.

Haroula, happy day!

Cailyn, coffee please and thank you. woozy

Gerry, a happy day wished for you too.

Connie, I'll be doing the same today. Thanks for the Danish. bunny

I'm wishing a very happy Easter weekend to All. I'll be doing a lot of baking today. Will have the family here for Easter dinner. More of the family later for desserts. chocobunny
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#876957 - 03/30/13 09:13 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
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Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5363
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Joe, I'd like to see you in a blue tutu. grin

Enjoy your Saturday, Cathy.

Have fun at your niece's Easter dinner, Ana. bunny

easter to you as well, Haroula.

Enjoy the warmer weather, Cailyn. chocobunny

Have a terrific Saturday, Gerry.

Enjoy your Easter dinner, Connie. bunny

Have fun baking today, Gail!

Well, I'm off the whole weekend, which hasn't happened in a long time. thumbsup Going to have a nice breakfast here soon, and then maybe play a game or two. No real plans this weekend except relaxing. Fiance and I may have a nice dinner tonight and/or tomorrow. thumbsup

Hope everyone here has a great weekend. easter

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#876961 - 03/30/13 09:48 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9480
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Good morning everyone. wave
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#876984 - 03/30/13 11:58 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64737
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies! A bright sunny 50 degree day here. Back to the 20's tomorrow night though. I am so ready for warm weather!

Costco run with hubby in a little bit and then to my niece's. A nice quiet evening is in store after that. Hubby and I may go to the club tonight also, but we'll see how we feel.

I hope you all enjoy your day!
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#876992 - 03/30/13 12:19 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7173
Loc: San Diego, CA
Oh no! It's the bouncing bunnies again! Run for your life! Have no idea why I'm suddenly craving chocolate?

Tenant's son from LA is visiting again as he 'threatened' he would. He seems to think everyone loves his kids cause they are so awesome and was telling the roofer guy (who helped me with the water heater snafu) that he would bring them over to HIS house. Huh? Is this 'show off my kids cause they are cuter than anyone's day?' Oh well. He's here, I'm assuming he will soon be washing his truck on my dime.

I did chat with his mom (tenant) about the HIGH water bill last month and hopefully she will cue him in.

No yard kid yet, no call, no show to pick up the 'move out please' papers I prepared for him. I see him when I see him. Drives ya nuts waiting around all the time for no show. Ugh. I like schedules and times and being on time and all that good stuff unless there is a cataclysmic event.

Driveway beeper is going off constantly. Out to check on tenant's. Probably the start of truck washing. rotfl
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#877000 - 03/30/13 12:55 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 08/27/04
Posts: 2059
Loc: Lexington, Texas
Ana, how's Merlin after yesterday's run? OK, I hope.

Wow I hope those brainiacs at the diagnostic clinic find out what's wrong with me. I go again next Wednesday.

Schemer, my latest cat addition has been renamed SchemerBaby because he is a LUSH and a 4 plus mother's little helper. He wants to be friends with my other 3 cats and they are snippy toward him.

Ta ta for now
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#877006 - 03/30/13 01:36 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13595
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Well the day started with a "hurry up" as had to load the remaining items on the u-haul so she could be off and running. All in all it went without a hitch!! happydance

Then I went to breakfast with the cops. lol Was a fundraiser for up and coming people who want to go into community service scholarship!! Yummmmmmy!!

Then I was to work the free Community Dinner at the Moose but for some reason it got canceled. sad

I shall now relax till later when I shall head for Black Bear and see if they may draw my name again. lol Course it will help if I can howler BINGO too. yay

Joe may work fly and go well.Hope you enjoy your day yesterday!! Thanks for the laughs.

Ana sounds like a fun filled day! Enjoy as you never know when that "ballandchain" gets hooked up again. lol Enjoy dinner!! Oh and the nice temps too. We were in the upper 40's yesterday but today is rain and around 40's. Maybe snow tonight. Hoping not, though.

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn and Gerry have a nice day!

Gail Happy Baking!!! It was my turn to bring pies last night so I had my granddaughter make them. Yummmmmy too. One did bite the dust though as she tried to care too much at once to the car.

Connie enjoy all the company and have a lovely dinner. Thanks for the danish!

venus Happy Gaming!!! Enjoy the time off while you can!!

Space have a lovely weekend!!

Aw Sorta I hope he listens to his mom. Hope the "lawn boy" shows up and works for ya today!!

Yankee prayers that they will be able to help you. I have it in my thumb joints but it doesn't bother anymore. It took about three shots of cortizone in ieach hand for that to happen though. Good luck!

wave
Nan

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#877045 - 03/30/13 04:28 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7617
Loc: Greece
sleep wave
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