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#878160 - 04/04/13 02:35 AM Jokes.
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Please finish these for me. Thanks.

-1.What did the the tie say to the hat?
You go on a ----, I'll just ---- around.

-2.Why do melons get married in church?
Because they c--------e.

3.What building has the most stories?
The l------.

-4.What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. All the rest are ---- days!

-5.What is big, white, gives milk, and has one horn?
A ---- t----.

6.When is rabbit soup not good?
When there's a ---- in it!

7.Where did the butcher dance?
At the m-------!

-8.Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the b-----.

9.Why did they put a fence around the cemetery?
People were ----- to get in!

-10.Why did the lady miss her husband?
Because she never s--- a g-- before!

lol


Edited by curly (04/04/13 08:39 AM)
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#878162 - 04/04/13 02:40 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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5.A milk truck lol wave
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#878164 - 04/04/13 03:43 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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1. "You go on a HEAD, I'll just HANG around" - Hi Curly wave thumbsup

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#878167 - 04/04/13 03:56 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Morning, good ones.
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#878176 - 04/04/13 06:06 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
Niki Offline
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2. cantaloup - can`t elope lol
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#878179 - 04/04/13 06:12 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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4. "weak" (week)
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#878182 - 04/04/13 06:30 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Good answers.
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#878186 - 04/04/13 06:40 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning curly lol
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#878192 - 04/04/13 07:01 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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10. shot a gun grin wave

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#878197 - 04/04/13 07:25 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Merci Ladies.
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#878198 - 04/04/13 07:36 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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6. When there's a hare in it. lol Morning Curly
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#878203 - 04/04/13 08:03 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
Jema Offline
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Good Morning, Curly cat

7. At the meatball grin
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#878204 - 04/04/13 08:05 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
michele rose Offline
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Loc: Ohio
3. The library wave

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#878207 - 04/04/13 08:13 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Loc: Unionville
9. dying wave
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#878208 - 04/04/13 08:16 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
Lex Offline
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Too late!


Edited by Lex (04/04/13 08:18 AM)
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