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#888977 - 05/20/13 11:25 PM Tuesday's
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29940
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
Winston Churchill
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Daffynitions
Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper.

Afternoon: The part of the day spent figuring how we wasted the morning.

Afterthought: A tardy sense of prudence that prompts one to try to shut his mouth about the time he has put his foot in it.

Agriculturist: One who makes his money in town and blows it in the country.

Ambition: A poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

Ambulance: A shuttle between a speeding motorcycle and a wheelchair.

Animals: Creatures that do not grab for more when they have enough.

Antique Collector's Song: “You take the highboy and I'll take the lowboy.”

Antiques: Furniture that is too old for poor folks but the right age for rich people.

Apartment: A place where you start to turn off your radio and discover you've been listening to your neighbor's.

Apologize: To repeat an insult with variations.

Argument: Something that gets better when you don't have facts.

Arthritis: Twinges in the hinges.

Awe: Showing respect with your mouth wide open.

Baby: A perfect example of minority rule.

Bachelor: A thing of beauty and a boy forever.

Backbiter: A mosquito.

Bald: When one has less hair to comb but more face to wash.

Barber: A brilliant conversationalist who cuts hair for a sideline.

Bargain: Something that's so reasonable they won't take it back when you find out what's wrong with it.

Benefactor: One who returns part of his loot.

Big Game Hunter: A person who can spot a leopard.

Budget: What you can’t do to a woman’s mind once it’s made up.

Buffet Dinner: Where the hostess doesn't have enough chairs for everybody.

Bureaucrat: A Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.

Business: Something which, if you don't have any, you go out of.

Businessman: The man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom

Candidate: A person who asks for money from the wealthy and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats.

Chef: An interior decorator.

Christian Nation: One that has Churches too many people stay away from on Sunday.

Classic: A book which people praise and don't read.

Class Reunion: Where everyone gets together to see who is falling apart.

Combustion: What takes place when there isn't enough goods in a store to cover the insurance.

Commercial: The warning you get to shut off the radio or television.

Community Chest: An organization that puts all its begs into one ask it.

Conceited Person: One who mistakes a big head for greatness.

Conference: A long coffee break.

Congress: A body of government that does not solve problems - it just investigates them.

Conscience: A still, small voice that tells you when you are about to get caught.

Contortionist: The only person who can do what everyone else would like to do - pat himself on the back.

Cookbook: A volume that is full of stirring passages.

Cow: A machine that makes it possible for people to eat grass.

Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.

Croquet: Chess with sweat.

Deficit: What you have when you don't have as much as if you had nothing.

Deluxe: Mediocre in a big way.

Dentist: A person who runs a filling station.

Diamond: A piece of coal that made good under pressure.

Diet: A selection of foods for people who are thick and tired of it.

Diplomat: A rabbit in a silk hat.

Discretion: When you are sure you are right and then ask your wife.

Donut Factory Manager: A person who has charge of the hole works.

Endless: The time it takes for others to find out how wonderful you are.

Etiquette: Knowing which finger to put in your mouth when you whistle for the waiter.

Executive: One who makes a prompt decision and is sometimes right.

Experience: What you get while looking for something else.

Expert: Someone who is called in at the last moment to share the blame.

Flattery: An insult in gift wrapping.

Footnote: Useless information placed where you can skip it.

Friend: A person who listens attentively while you say nothing.

Gentility: What is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.

Golf: Cow pasture pool.

Gruesome: A little taller than before.

Guitar: A hillbilly harp.

Gunpowder: A substance used to make nations friendly to each other.
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Good morning everyboomie. welcome

A new diner for a new day. woot woot woot

Today I have the privilege, honor, and joy to work from 10:00 until 7:00ish. wink

I hope they have some fun activities lined up for us. happydance

If not I'm calling my Mama and tell her to come and get me. pacify

I know of a few other things I'd rather be doing. wink wink wink

I know of a few other things Baby would rather me be doing. puppy

In fact, one thing I'd rather be doing I'm going to do right now, WITH my dog. sleep

Have a happy day everyone.

joe
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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

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#888985 - 05/21/13 02:36 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7470
Loc: Greece
Good morning everyone,have all a great day wave smile
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#888992 - 05/21/13 04:16 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: Haroula]
Gimli Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2314
Loc: Switzerland
Good morning Joe and Haroula and everybody coming in after me wave

We heard on the news this morning that a terrible storm went over OK. Joe, are you and family still safe? I hope so very much. Do you really have to go to work today? Can't you just stay home till the worst of the storm is over? Nobody will come shopping in a storm eek I pray for all people who suffer from this Tornado.

Lotus: my prayers for your Mum! May she recover quick and fully. I know you must have a heavy heart right now. I know the feeling and I'am thinking of you. Big hugs! Keep us informed. Missed you too yes

Nan: I was jumping right into and under the hot shower yesterday with all the wet clothes still on... lol I hope you got home dry after Bingo. Thanks in advance for the Band kissy

I hope you all will have a satisfying day. Not much on here. Weather still lousy, so it's either cleaning to get the kitchen spick and span... or it's reading "The Hobbit"... Hmmm, what would you suggest?

Love,

Evelyne
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#888994 - 05/21/13 04:50 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16853
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Haroula, and Evelyne. Joe stay safe! Haroula enjoy your day. Evelyne I'd suggest a little gaming too! Cailyn coffee is ready. A Happy Day wished for everyone! bunny
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#889001 - 05/21/13 06:01 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5329
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Time for work whoosh number 3. wave Have a great day, everyone. spring

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#889005 - 05/21/13 06:27 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Online   content
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14221
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, please stay safe.

Haroula, wishing you a good day!

Evelyn, I have to make the same decisions a lot. Reading or gaming.

Gerry, thanks for the coffee. Cailyn must be sleeping in.

Venus, have a good workday.

Not sure what's on the agenda today. Wishing everyone a wonderful day!
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Gail

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#889012 - 05/21/13 07:03 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 7976
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Lotus, prayers for your mom. Joe, stay safe. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Tuesday. Danish, Bacon and Eggs, and French Toast in the NC. spring
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Connie

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#889030 - 05/21/13 09:39 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11363
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Good morning all.

We had a big storm come through St. Louis last night. From what I hear, about 7000 are without power. We are fine. Expecting more this afternoon and evening. We got an inch of rain last night.

Yesterday was something else. First thing I had to do was go get a haircut. At 10:30 we had to take Winston in to the vet. Turns out he has a cracked tooth and infection, so we have him on medication. Can't contact Susie as she is in Dominican Republic on vacation. Got home, grabbed some lunch and about 1:30 got a phone call from ADT Securities. The alarm in Susie's house went off and we are the contact person. They called police and told us to get out there which we did. Checked all around the house, everything looked good. Turned out to be a false alarm. So, that shot the day down. Hope today is quieter.

Don't have anything planned today except to take the dogs for a walk and vacuum up a ton of hair off my living room rug. So, what else is new? lol

Everyone who is in the path of this storm, stay safe.

Have a great day everyone.

Bets
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#889040 - 05/21/13 10:08 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: flutist]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9295
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! So very glad to hear your family is safe!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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#889058 - 05/21/13 11:18 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42065
Loc: Alabama
Terrific Tuesday ya'll puppy

Hubby and I popped up bright and early to get the doggies out for their walk. Usually I am the one thinking, "I wonder if I can get hubby to skip this morning" as getting up is the hardest thing I do all day. However, this morning it was hubby thinking that. However, as he didn't say anything I popped up and off we went. Once I'm up and going, I'm good.

So, did 2 1/4miles at the park. I was surprised to see so many folks out there walking that early.

Then home to clean up and feed doggies. Next came our breakfast smoothy experiement of the day, followed by cook book browsing and breakfast.

I must fold and put away Mt. St. Laundry this morning. We are officially out of laundry baskets. lol

The PerBear has a soccer game this afternoon and then we will go zipping from there to our Bible Study. So whew, busy day in the offing!
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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

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#889059 - 05/21/13 11:24 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64438
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies. A loud stormy night with crazy lightning. We needed the rain so not complaining.

I want to run the dogs but it's not looking good. The corner is piling up on me so I have to retreat but I wish you all a happy day!
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#889061 - 05/21/13 11:38 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7070
Loc: San Diego, CA
Overcast here. Weird weather. Made me think of the Tornado areas and what they must be going through.

Still hoping the trial I've been watching is going to end today and I won't be tied to my TV. So ready to not have to see the whole scenario. No more stalling I hope.

No fireworks last night! First night in a week that no 'pops' were heard. I'm really hoping the firemen and police gave a stern warning to all they talked to that this will not be tolerated. Crossing fingers since the 4th is coming up soon and it's a biggie for the offenders. I'd love to never hear fireworks within a few houses of me for the rest of time.

Off to watch Tornado and Court. Thank goodness for multiple TV's side by side. Security monitors but I hooked them up to my cable so I can watch everything at once.
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#889062 - 05/21/13 11:39 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13515
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe glad you are safe so far from those storms. I see another batch just popping up again today. Saty safe. May work fly and things sell. thanks for the chuckles.

Haroula have a lovely day!

Evelyne bet that hot shower felt good too. You are welcome for the Band usage. hearts How about a little of this and a little of that then a little of this again. lol Have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the coffee. Hope the knee is better and you can walk again. Have a nice day!

venus may work be fun and all go well for you! HUGS!

Well Gail, if you were here I would say it was a gaming day as it is cold, windy and rainy out. lol I just know that one day that sun will find it's way thru those clouds and sun brightly ushering in Spring. Have a lovely day what ever you do!

Connie have a lovely day and thanks for the treats!

Bets maybe it was a critter that triggered the alarm. Happy vaccuming!! Don't forget to take a gaming break inbetween. lol Have a lovely day!

Darlene may work fly and everything go smoothly!! Have a lovely day!

Ana I hope that the project is moving right along for you!!

No plans here but to stay dry and maybe do some gaming. lol

Be safe everybody that is in the path of those storms.


Nan

L4l glad you got up and have the nice run done!! Happy foulding!! lol Have fun at the soccer game and enjoy Bible study!!

Ana I watched those storms developing. Glad that you are safe and your power is still on. Some folk here went without for awhile. You must work best under pressure. lol

Sorta glad no fireworks and prayers it stays that way for ya. I can just picture that......must look like a security room. lol

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#889110 - 05/21/13 04:04 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9403
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA

Good afternoon Boomers. wave
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#889115 - 05/21/13 04:28 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42065
Loc: Alabama
Hi ya Quest wave

So, folding is done and most of it is put away. We have laundry baskets again. happydance
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-Roger Caras

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