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Jokes. #895024
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-1.What happens when the Queen burps?
She issues a r---- p-----.

-2.What did Delaware when Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey?
I don't know, A-----.

-3.What are good names for identical twin boys?
P--- and R-----.

-4.What did zero say to eight?
"n--- b---!"

-5.What is a name for a phone system in Mexico?
T--- B---.

6.If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
---

-7.Is being a telephone operator a business or a profession?
It is more like a c------.

-8.When is rabbit soup not good?
When there's a h--- in it!

-9.Why does Snoopy want to quit the comic strip?
He's tired of working for "p------"!

-10.Why are chefs mean?
Because they b--- the eggs, m--- the potatoes and w--- the cream!

lol


Last edited by curly; 06/17/13 02:53 PM.

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895027
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895031
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Good Morning, curly cat

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895036
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1. Royal pardon lol Hi Curly wave

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895038
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Morning all, good ones.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895042
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895044
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895047
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Morning curly, lol


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895050
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Good ones. Good morning.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895052
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895053
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895054
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Good one OB. Bob, try another if you wish.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895056
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895058
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895062
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Thanks.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895075
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895078
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This is a tough one. First letter is 'K'. Think dog.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895099
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Originally Posted By: curly
This is a tough one. First letter is 'K'. Think dog.


lol Good one!


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895112
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Why don't you answer Cue?


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895117
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6. air think

wave


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895122
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I already had mine for the day. Nice joke! I'll say this...The answer has the same syntax as H2O. lol


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895124
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Air was already answered Niki. The first letter is K


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895127
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K9P lol


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895149
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That's it.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #895157
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oop...missed that 6 was answered already.

Last edited by BobH; 06/17/13 03:27 PM. Reason: oops

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