Jokes.
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06/17/13 02:28 AM
06/17/13 02:28 AM
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curly
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-1.What happens when the Queen burps? She issues a r---- p-----. -2.What did Delaware when Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey? I don't know, A-----. -3.What are good names for identical twin boys? P--- and R-----. -4.What did zero say to eight? "n--- b---!" -5.What is a name for a phone system in Mexico? T--- B---. 6.If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? --- -7.Is being a telephone operator a business or a profession? It is more like a c------. -8.When is rabbit soup not good? When there's a h--- in it! -9.Why does Snoopy want to quit the comic strip? He's tired of working for "p------"! -10.Why are chefs mean? Because they b--- the eggs, m--- the potatoes and w--- the cream!
Last edited by curly; 06/17/13 02:53 PM.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Jokes.
[Re: curly]
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06/17/13 10:47 AM
06/17/13 10:47 AM
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Cue
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This is a tough one. First letter is 'K'. Think dog. Good one!
Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
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Re: Jokes.
[Re: curly]
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06/17/13 03:26 PM
06/17/13 03:26 PM
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BobH
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oop...missed that 6 was answered already.
Last edited by BobH; 06/17/13 03:27 PM. Reason: oops
Bob As I've grown older, I've found that my memory is not as good as I used to think it was.
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