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#900635 - 07/12/13 02:19 AM Mainly kid jokes.
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-1.Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: L------ get together!

-2.Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? A: Because it had a v----!

-3.Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and q-------!

-4.Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor? A: Because it was not p------ well

-5.Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because the queen has r------ there for years!

-6.Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A: To get to the s----- hand shop.

-7.Q: Why did the robber take a bath? A: Because he wanted to make a c---- g------.

-8.Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: S---- with me and we will go p-----!

-9.Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more c---- like that and I'll p------ you!

10.Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? A: So he could t-- the s----.

lol





Edited by curly (07/13/13 04:18 AM)
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#900638 - 07/12/13 03:04 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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#900643 - 07/12/13 03:52 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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#900644 - 07/12/13 04:07 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good morning and answers.
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#900645 - 07/12/13 04:25 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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#900647 - 07/12/13 04:58 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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Merci buckets.
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#900653 - 07/12/13 06:17 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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#900654 - 07/12/13 06:19 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good one kiddo.
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#900657 - 07/12/13 06:40 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning curly, laugh
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#900659 - 07/12/13 07:01 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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Hi Gail. Bonne réponse.
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#900664 - 07/12/13 08:23 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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#900665 - 07/12/13 08:36 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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oui
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#900669 - 07/12/13 08:54 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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#900676 - 07/12/13 09:34 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks mxm.
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#900677 - 07/12/13 09:35 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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#900682 - 07/12/13 10:05 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: Redz]
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#900685 - 07/12/13 10:08 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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#900686 - 07/12/13 10:09 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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#900687 - 07/12/13 10:09 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good ones. Marian is right.
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#900761 - 07/12/13 06:53 PM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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Marian may be right but I like Doreen's answer better. rotfl
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#900783 - 07/12/13 08:38 PM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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oh my Bob eek

grin lol
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#900835 - 07/13/13 04:17 AM Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks Mary.
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