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Mainly kid jokes. #900635
07/12/13 02:19 AM
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-1.Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: L------ get together!

-2.Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? A: Because it had a v----!

-3.Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and q-------!

-4.Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor? A: Because it was not p------ well

-5.Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because the queen has r------ there for years!

-6.Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A: To get to the s----- hand shop.

-7.Q: Why did the robber take a bath? A: Because he wanted to make a c---- g------.

-8.Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: S---- with me and we will go p-----!

-9.Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more c---- like that and I'll p------ you!

10.Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? A: So he could t-- the s----.

lol




Last edited by curly; 07/13/13 04:18 AM.

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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900638
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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900643
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1. "Lettuce get together" - Hi Curly wave thumbsup

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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900644
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Good morning and answers.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900645
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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900647
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Merci buckets.


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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900653
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Good Morning, curly cat

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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900654
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Good one kiddo.


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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900657
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Morning curly, laugh


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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900659
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Hi Gail. Bonne réponse.


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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900664
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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900665
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oui


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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900669
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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900676
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Thanks mxm.


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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900677
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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: Redz] #900682
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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900685
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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900686
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but who you have in your life that counts." puppy

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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900687
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Good ones. Marian is right.


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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900761
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Marian may be right but I like Doreen's answer better. rotfl


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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900783
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oh my Bob eek

grin lol


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Re: Mainly kid jokes. [Re: curly] #900835
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Thanks Mary.


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