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Dumb funny jokes! #907899
08/15/13 02:27 AM
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-1.What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
You look a little p---

2.What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell c-----s?

3.Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little m-----

-4.Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?
His m----

-5.What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?
h-- p--

6.Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under arm. Says to the bartender: "I’ll take a beer, and one f-- t--r---."

7.What kind of horses go out after dusk?
n--------s

-8.What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm c-------

9.Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Both crews were m-------

10.What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
R------

lol

Last edited by curly; 08/15/13 09:05 AM.

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Re: Dumb funny jokes! [Re: curly] #907901
08/15/13 02:55 AM
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Re: Dumb funny jokes! [Re: curly] #907909
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Re: Dumb funny jokes! [Re: curly] #907910
08/15/13 03:59 AM
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Good ones. Good morning.

Bernie, that was no.4 right?


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Re: Dumb funny jokes! [Re: curly] #907914
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Re: Dumb funny jokes! [Re: curly] #907916
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Re: Dumb funny jokes! [Re: curly] #907917
08/15/13 06:34 AM
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Good ones.


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Re: Dumb funny jokes! [Re: curly] #907920
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Re: Dumb funny jokes! [Re: curly] #907921
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Re: Dumb funny jokes! [Re: curly] #907923
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Re: Dumb funny jokes! [Re: curly] #907928
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Dumb funny jokes! [Re: curly] #907932
08/15/13 08:09 AM
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Re: Dumb funny jokes! [Re: curly] #907933
08/15/13 08:27 AM
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Re: Dumb funny jokes! [Re: curly] #907940
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Thanks all.


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