-1.What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
You look a little p---
2.What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell c-----s?
3.Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little m-----
-4.Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?
His m----
-5.What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?
h-- p--
6.Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under arm. Says to the bartender: "I’ll take a beer, and one f-- t--r---."
7.What kind of horses go out after dusk?
n--------s
-8.What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm c-------
9.Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Both crews were m-------
10.What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
R------