The Lost Cities
#937548
01/29/14 08:26 AM
01/29/14 08:26 AM
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Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 17,630 The Outer Limits
Cue
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Graduate Boomer
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OP
Graduate Boomer
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 17,630
The Outer Limits
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Go on an adventurous journey and discover the lost world cities hidden below.
-1. It may seem I am in a stupor at times but actually, I am just thinking really hard. -2. I taught our bird to do a couple things. He really likes to swoop down on the cats or land on frightened children. -3. The wholesale market for gag items just isn't as lucrative as it used to be for rubber dog doo or severed, bloody appendages. -4. Don't ask your kid to teach you anything about your new cell phone. They make mad, ridiculous comments when you say "Tell me again" more than three or four times. -5. It's a given, I cease to amaze my children anymore with the severed thumb trick. -6. Don't be hard on your fruit. Cantaloupe and watermelon don't have to be balled out all the time. -7. I'm in trouble now. The man I lambasted at school about mixing stripes with plaids is my kid's teacher! -8. I'm tired of all these yellow Cats. All I want is tan bulldozers! -9. My teacher ruined my plans in grade school when she found me making extra copies of the answer sheets. -10. Those farm boys shouldn't have driven their tractor onto the fairway of the golf course. The groundskeeper was really teed off! -11. We worked hard on the rock garden. We planted a lot of pebbles and are hoping to get some jumbo stones! -12. The caterer told me that the subs were fresh but the sandwich I tasted had a sickening flavor. -13. The nude model hid behind the curtain because she said that this wasn't the way her job responsibilities were posed to her. -14. Mrs. Cue doesn't let me help in the garden very much. She says I never mind my peas and cukes. -15. Nothing can help a sore loser feel any better, except for maybe some of Shaq's Icy Hot Patches.
Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
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Re: The Lost Cities
[Re: Cue]
#937565
01/29/14 09:55 AM
01/29/14 09:55 AM
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 47,071 Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly
Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 47,071
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
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4. MAD, RIDiculous
6. watermeLON DON't have
Morning Cue.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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