Jokes.
#937726
01/30/14 03:37 AM
01/30/14 03:37 AM
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 47,070 Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly
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Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer
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Ottawa Ontario CANADA
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-1.Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a f---- -2.It was so cold . . .we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two c----- -3A.It was so cold I saw a dog stuck to a f--- h------ -3B.It was so cold . . .when we milked the cows, we got i-- c----! -4.it was so cold people with traffic tickets would plead guilty and beg for the e------- c----! -5.It was so cold the politicians had their hands in their o-- p------! -6.It was so cold Richard Simmons started wearing p----! -7.It was so cold the Polar Bears were buying f-- c----! -8. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C) Italian cars won't start Canadians drive with the w------ d--- 9. 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last p----c of the season. -10. 20 above zero: People in Miami all die. People in Massachusetts close the w------.
Last edited by curly; 01/30/14 02:15 PM.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Jokes.
[Re: curly]
#937748
01/30/14 07:25 AM
01/30/14 07:25 AM
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 47,070 Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly
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Sonic Boomer
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Oops. Thanks Bernie.
Gerry, not my answer. These are jokes. You are very close though.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Jokes.
[Re: curly]
#937749
01/30/14 07:56 AM
01/30/14 07:56 AM
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Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262 Massachusetts
GBC
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Graduate Boomer
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Massachusetts
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3B. ice cream Morning curly,
Gail
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Re: Jokes.
[Re: curly]
#937751
01/30/14 08:08 AM
01/30/14 08:08 AM
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Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 17,630 The Outer Limits
Cue
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The Outer Limits
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5. own pockets Morning Curly
Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
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Re: Jokes.
[Re: curly]
#937766
01/30/14 10:32 AM
01/30/14 10:32 AM
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Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 13,701 Virginia
Jema
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Good Morning, curly 10. windows curly, I think Cue got #5 (posted after Gail's to 3B).
Wouldn't that jar your mustard!
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