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#937726 - 01/30/14 02:37 AM Jokes.
curly Online   happy
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Loc: Ottawa Ontario Canada
-1.Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a f----

-2.It was so cold . . .we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two
c-----

-3A.It was so cold I saw a dog stuck to a f--- h------

-3B.It was so cold . . .when we milked the cows, we got i-- c----!

-4.it was so cold people with traffic tickets would plead guilty and beg for the e------- c----!

-5.It was so cold the politicians had their hands in their o-- p------!

-6.It was so cold Richard Simmons started wearing p----!

-7.It was so cold the Polar Bears were buying f-- c----!

-8. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the w------ d---

9. 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last p----c of the season.

-10. 20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Massachusetts close the w------.

lol



Edited by curly (01/30/14 01:15 PM)
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#937727 - 01/30/14 02:44 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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1. flake lol wave
Good morning happydance
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#937734 - 01/30/14 04:03 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning Haroula. Nice one.
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#937735 - 01/30/14 04:10 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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3.(A) Fire hydrant - Hi Curly, two number threes wave thumbsup

Bernie monky

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#937742 - 01/30/14 04:38 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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2. cords (5 letters not 6 curly)? headscratch
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#937748 - 01/30/14 06:25 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Oops. Thanks Bernie.

Gerry, not my answer. These are jokes. You are very close though.
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#937749 - 01/30/14 06:56 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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3B. ice cream

Morning curly, kissy
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#937751 - 01/30/14 07:08 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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5. own pockets lol Morning Curly
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#937752 - 01/30/14 07:10 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Online   happy
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Hi Gail. Good one. Thanks Cue.
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#937755 - 01/30/14 07:23 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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4. electric chair lol

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#937758 - 01/30/14 08:05 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Online   happy
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Loc: Ottawa Ontario Canada
Thanks michele.
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#937759 - 01/30/14 08:23 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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8 - windows down
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#937760 - 01/30/14 08:30 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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7. fur coats wave
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#937762 - 01/30/14 08:36 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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6. pants grin wave

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#937766 - 01/30/14 09:32 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
Jema Offline
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Good Morning, curly wave

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curly, I think Cue got #5 (posted after Gail's to 3B).
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