Winging It - with hint
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09/28/14 01:53 PM
09/28/14 01:53 PM
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Rather liked this one I came across a while back. Apologies if it's a re-run...
A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital. This was what they said: (* replaces hyphen)
-1. The Anaesthesiologists thought the idea was a ---. -2. The Allergists voted to ------- --. -3. The Dermatologists preferred no r--- m----. -4. The Psychiatrists thought it was -------. -5. The Radiologists could see r---- ------- --. -6. The Gastro-enterologists had a --- f------ about it. -7. The Neurologists thought the administration had a --- -- -----. -8. The Obstetricians stated they were --------- under a -------------. -9. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea -----*-------. -10. The Pathologists yelled, "Over -- ---- ----." -11. The Paediatricians said, "---- --!" -12. The Plastic Surgeon said, 'This puts a whole new ---- on the matter.' -13. The Podiatrists thought it was a s--- f-----d. -14. The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't ---- -----. -15. The Surgeons decided to ---- their ----- of the whole thing. -16. The Cardiologists didn't have the ----- to --- --.
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self. I wonder what's on television...?
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Re: Winging It
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09/28/14 03:04 PM
09/28/14 03:04 PM
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Flo NS
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1. a gas 6. a gut feeling
Last edited by Flo NS; 09/28/14 10:37 PM.
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Re: Winging It
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09/28/14 03:16 PM
09/28/14 03:16 PM
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Nearly 100%, ladies and gentlemen! Flo - just tweak that little 3-letter word in number 6. They were gastro-enterologists
Last edited by Urban Worrier; 09/28/14 03:19 PM.
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self. I wonder what's on television...?
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Re: Winging It
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09/28/14 05:40 PM
09/28/14 05:40 PM
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labouring under a misconception Wow! A double pun.
Last edited by BobH; 09/28/14 05:41 PM.
Bob As I've grown older, I've found that my memory is not as good as I used to think it was.
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Re: Winging It
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09/30/14 01:29 PM
09/30/14 01:29 PM
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Yes, michele. I thought "crazy" was better, but decided to leave it as the original Extra letters added for the last one...
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self. I wonder what's on television...?
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