-1.What kind of bird do crooks hate?
A s---- p-----.

2.Why did the orchestra have bad manners?
Because it didn't know how to c------ i-----.

-3.Why didn't the silly man want to use toothpaste?
Because he didn't have any l---- t----.

-4.When does a hotel boy become a porter?
When he reaches 'l-- a--'.

5.A horse was tied to a 15-foot rope, but he walked 30 feet. How?
The other end of the rope wasn't t--- to a-------.

-6.Why did the jelly roll?
Because it saw the a---- t-------.

-7.What is the best way to avoid wrinkles?
Don't s---- in your c-----s.

-8.What's the difference between a berry farmer and a pirate?
The farmer t-------s his b-----s and the pirate b----s his t-------s.

-9.Why are vampires unpopular?
Because they are such a ---- in the ----.

10.What day are college entrance exams usually held?
On ---. Answer in caps.

1. A stool pigeon - Hi Curly, have a great weekend

Bernie

3. loose teeth

9. pain in the neck

Morning, thanks. You also Bernie.

6. apple turnover

Merci michele.

8. treasures his berries - buries his treasures

7. sleep in your clothes

Thanks.

4. Lug age

Merci monsour!

10. SAT

2. conduct itself

5. tied to anything!

Thanks.