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Riddles. Feb.23 #1142645
02/23/18 02:32 AM
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-1.What kind of bird do crooks hate?
A s---- p-----.

2.Why did the orchestra have bad manners?
Because it didn't know how to c------ i-----.

-3.Why didn't the silly man want to use toothpaste?
Because he didn't have any l---- t----.

-4.When does a hotel boy become a porter?
When he reaches 'l-- a--'.

5.A horse was tied to a 15-foot rope, but he walked 30 feet. How?
The other end of the rope wasn't t--- to a-------.

-6.Why did the jelly roll?
Because it saw the a---- t-------.

-7.What is the best way to avoid wrinkles?
Don't s---- in your c-----s.

-8.What's the difference between a berry farmer and a pirate?
The farmer t-------s his b-----s and the pirate b----s his t-------s.

-9.Why are vampires unpopular?
Because they are such a ---- in the ----.

10.What day are college entrance exams usually held?
On ---. Answer in caps.

happydance







Last edited by curly; 02/24/18 02:33 AM.

“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.”
Re: Riddles. Feb.23 [Re: curly] #1142646
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1. A stool pigeon - Hi Curly, have a great weekend wave

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Re: Riddles. Feb.23 [Re: curly] #1142647
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Re: Riddles. Feb.23 [Re: Flo NS] #1142654
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9. pain in the neck devil

Re: Riddles. Feb.23 [Re: curly] #1142655
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Morning, thanks. You also Bernie.


“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.”
Re: Riddles. Feb.23 [Re: curly] #1142657
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Re: Riddles. Feb.23 [Re: curly] #1142658
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Merci michele.


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Re: Riddles. Feb.23 [Re: curly] #1142660
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Re: Riddles. Feb.23 [Re: curly] #1142666
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Riddles. Feb.23 [Re: curly] #1142667
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Thanks.


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Re: Riddles. Feb.23 [Re: curly] #1142681
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Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Riddles. Feb.23 [Re: curly] #1142684
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Merci monsour!


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Re: Riddles. Feb.23 [Re: curly] #1142694
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10. SAT wave


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Riddles. Feb.23 [Re: curly] #1142695
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2. conduct itself

wave

Re: Riddles. Feb.23 [Re: curly] #1142714
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Re: Riddles. Feb.23 [Re: curly] #1142735
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Thanks.


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