-1.If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?
-2.Why are country people smarter than city people?
Because the population is d----- in big cities.
-3.Why did the camper put his tent on the stove?
He wanted a h--- on the r----.
-4.Why did the match box?
Because it saw the ski j---, the wood f----, and the fruit p----.
-5.Which of your relatives are dependent upon you for a living?
Your uncles, aunts and cousins, for without - they could not exist.
The answer goes between 'without and they'. One letter.
-6.What do you call cattle that sit on the grass?
7.What would you get if you crossed a skunk and a boomerang?
A ----- you just can't get rid of.
-8.What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
-9.Why didn't the first baseman get to dance with Cinderella?
He m----- the b---.
-10.Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, l----- d-----.