-1.If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?
Your ?

-2.Why are country people smarter than city people?
Because the population is d----- in big cities.

-3.Why did the camper put his tent on the stove?
He wanted a h--- on the r----.

-4.Why did the match box?
Because it saw the ski j---, the wood f----, and the fruit p----.

-5.Which of your relatives are dependent upon you for a living?
Your uncles, aunts and cousins, for without - they could not exist.
The answer goes between 'without and they'. One letter.

-6.What do you call cattle that sit on the grass?
G----- b---.

7.What would you get if you crossed a skunk and a boomerang?
A ----- you just can't get rid of.

-8.What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
A w-------.

-9.Why didn't the first baseman get to dance with Cinderella?
He m----- the b---.

-10.Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, l----- d-----.

1. mother

2. denser
Good Morning curly

Good ones. Hi Gerry.

3. home on the range

4. ski jump, wood fence, fruit punch

Thanks.

8 - watchdog

6. ground beef Hi Curly

Thanks. Hi Cue.

9. He missed the ball

10. little doggie

Good ones.

5. u

Thanks mxm.

7. smell, it keeps coming back.

Thanks Flo.