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Riddles. Mar.16 #1144914
03/16/18 01:48 AM
03/16/18 01:48 AM
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curly Offline OP
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-1.If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?
Your ?

-2.Why are country people smarter than city people?
Because the population is d----- in big cities.

-3.Why did the camper put his tent on the stove?
He wanted a h--- on the r----.

-4.Why did the match box?
Because it saw the ski j---, the wood f----, and the fruit p----.

-5.Which of your relatives are dependent upon you for a living?
Your uncles, aunts and cousins, for without - they could not exist.
The answer goes between 'without and they'. One letter.

-6.What do you call cattle that sit on the grass?
G----- b---.

7.What would you get if you crossed a skunk and a boomerang?
A ----- you just can't get rid of.

-8.What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
A w-------.

-9.Why didn't the first baseman get to dance with Cinderella?
He m----- the b---.

-10.Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, l----- d-----.

lol

Last edited by curly; 03/17/18 01:28 AM.

“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.”
Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: curly] #1144915
03/16/18 03:20 AM
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1. mother wave2

Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: curly] #1144920
03/16/18 04:19 AM
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2. denser
Good Morning curly spring


Gerry
Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: curly] #1144923
03/16/18 05:24 AM
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Good ones. Hi Gerry.


“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.”
Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: curly] #1144926
03/16/18 06:20 AM
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3. home on the range wave

Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: curly] #1144928
03/16/18 06:29 AM
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4. ski jump, wood fence, fruit punch smile

Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: curly] #1144929
03/16/18 06:35 AM
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Thanks.


“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.”
Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: curly] #1144935
03/16/18 07:42 AM
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: curly] #1144941
03/16/18 08:27 AM
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6. ground beef lol Hi Curly


Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: curly] #1144943
03/16/18 08:32 AM
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Thanks. Hi Cue.


“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.”
Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: curly] #1144947
03/16/18 08:47 AM
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: manxman] #1144953
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Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: curly] #1144957
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Good ones.


“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.”
Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: curly] #1145017
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5. u wave


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: curly] #1145018
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Thanks mxm.


“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.”
Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: curly] #1145026
03/16/18 04:22 PM
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7. smell, it keeps coming back.

Re: Riddles. Mar.16 [Re: curly] #1145059
03/17/18 01:28 AM
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Thanks Flo.


“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.”
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