-1.I am sometimes strong and sometimes weak, but I am nobody's fool, for there is no language that I can't speak, though I never went to school. What am I?
-2.In what part of a ballpark do you find the whitest clothes?
In the b-------s.
3.A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside it is hid. What is it?
-4.Why did the scientist pinch the waitress?
He wanted to see f----- s-----s.
-5.I own a pet store. If I put in one canary per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two canaries per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and canaries do I have?
I have - cages and - canaries.
6.What is the quietest sport?
-------, because you can hear a pin drop.
7.A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible?
-8.How are baseball players like song writers?
They're both interested in b-- h---.
-9.A clock strikes '6' in 5 seconds. How long does it take to strike '12'?
-10.What's the difference between a dog losing his hair and a man painting the small building that stores his tools?
One ----s his c--- and the other ----s his s---.