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Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's #1152911
06/02/18 07:26 PM
06/02/18 07:26 PM
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Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
“I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my food, I don’t even know where Sandwiches live.”

~Bill Murray~
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I made cookies for you. It is an apology because I crashed your car.
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YOU DID WHAT?!
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Cookies. I made cookies for you.

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Tom and Anna are both 60 years old and have been married for 40 years.

One day they go for a walk and all of a sudden a good fairy stands in front of them and says, “You’ve been married for so long and you’re so cute together, I’ll grant you a wish each.”

The woman is beside herself with joy and wishes for a trip to Thailand. Poof – she’s holding two tickets to Thailand and a five star hotel voucher for two.
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The man says, “Wow, that’s one chance in a lifetime! I’m sorry, darling, but I wish I had a wife that’s 30 years younger than me.”
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“Are you sure?” asks the fairy.
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“Yes!” replies Tom without hesitation.
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Poof once more – and he’s 90 years old.

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A boy is sitting on a bus and eating one piece of chocolate after the other. A man sits down next to him and says: “Eating so much chocolate is not healthy for you boy.”

The boy replies: “My grandfather died when he was 112 years old.”

The man asks: “You think he became so old because he was eating lots of chocolate?”

The boy answers: “He became so old because he minded his own business.”

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Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be?

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A guy walks into a bar and says urgently to the bartender, "Give me a beer before trouble starts!" He drinks his beer and orders another, again saying, "Give me a beer before trouble starts!" The bartender is confused but lets it go for another two beers, when he finally asks, "Hey man, when are you gonna pay for those beers?" The guy answers, "And now the trouble starts!

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Three guys are flying over a desert in a hot air balloon. They see a man below and yell at him, “Do you know where we are?”

The man thinks about it for a long time and when they’re nearly out of earshot, yells after them, “You’re in a balloon.”

“That was a mathematician,” says one of the aviators. “Why?” asks another. „Because it took him a hell of a long time, the answer is perfectly correct and yet its practical value is zero.”

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A priest falls into water and soon starts to drown. But his faith in God is strong and he knows God will save him.

A small boat rows to him and offers help. “No! God will help me, thank you!” gasps the priest and continues drowning.

A second, bigger boat comes by soon and tries to get the man out of the water. “No!” fights the priest. “God alone will save me!” The boat leaves and the priest finally drowns.

In heaven, he feels quite betrayed and goes to ask God about it.

“Well, you moron,” thunders the Lord, “and who do you think sent all those ships?!”

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"Granny, why do you read obituaries every day?
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Don't worry grandson. I just want to see who is single again.

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A drunk guy stumbles into a bar and says, „Those to my left you are all jerks. Those to my right, you are all idiots!“

A tall, muscular guy slowly stands up, puts on his cowboy hat and quietly says to the guy, “Well, I don’t think I’m an idiot at all.”

“Alright,” agrees the guy, “you can go on the left.”

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A glass of Nutella has about 9870 calories. But I don’t care. I never eat the glass anyway.

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I found my wife hanging from a rope in the attic.

There was a note saying, "I really can't stand your criticsm any longer!"

I quickly cut the rope and revived her. Thankfully I could bring her back to life.

As she lay in my arms I could see her eyes slowly open and I said, "Come on, that's not how you spell criticism."

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Magnificent Sunday morning everyboomie. yay


I think it's going to be a spectacular day for one and all. dance


My Sunday similar to what my Saturday was.......about 24 hours. snicker


Really my only plan is to take the doggies parking, and then practice being lethargic for the rest. grin


Been playing Aura Fate of the Ages, Syberia, Beyond Atlantis, Myst Exile...and other games. hamster


Have a happy day everyone. rah


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1152938
06/02/18 10:54 PM
06/02/18 10:54 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
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In the Naughty Corner
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Enjoy your gaming and parking Joe. I have an early work meeting and then parking with the dogs myself.

Thankfully, all 3 dogs are feeling better. Otto still needs to get his tummy under control but I'm hopeful I can sleep tonight. Two nights of getting up to let sick dogs out are taking its toll.

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1152953
06/03/18 01:37 AM
06/03/18 01:37 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Enjoy the time with the dogs, and have fun gaming, Joe. woot

Glad the dogs are feeling better, Ana. Hope Otto's problems are resolved soon, and you're able to get enough sleep!

It's late Saturday night here. The movie was fantastic. thumbsup And tomorrow, I have a voice lesson. woot

Hope everyone has a terrific Sunday. spring


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1152961
06/03/18 05:40 AM
06/03/18 05:40 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, Ana, venus and all. Joe enjoy your gaming. Ana hope the pups are all better today. Venus good luck with your voice lesson.
wave Wishing everyone a Happy Day! wave


Gerry
Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1152965
06/03/18 07:08 AM
06/03/18 07:08 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Sunday. Breakfast out this morning. Installation of officers at the Eagles this afternoon. Hopefully the AC man will be here to fix our AC soonest. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Biscuits and Gravy, Bacon, Ham, Sausage, and French Toast in the NC. spring


Connie
Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1152981
06/03/18 11:17 AM
06/03/18 11:17 AM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Super Sunday ya'll puppy

Connie, I hope the AC man is there soonest too. It's a wee bit hot to not have AC at the moment.

I think I heard mention of a movie this afternoon. However, my chest is feeling a bit tight, so I might stay home to avoid all the "scents". Not sure my body can handle them today.

Ana, I hope Otto is well soon.

Whatever you all end up doing, hope it's enjoyable. wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1152990
06/03/18 01:23 PM
06/03/18 01:23 PM
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Alabama
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Alabama
laugh Good morning Joe Ana Venus Gerry Connie L4L and the rest of the Diner gang when you get the chance to pop in for a rest

Walked the dogs at first light this morning, mowed the lawn, raked leaves, completed my Sunday chore, fed the dogs and now it's time for a Danish and coffee break, gardening and music before I get to my Sunday projects this afternoon...all in all a busy day.

Enjoy your parking, practice and gaming Joe wink

So good to hear the pups are on the mend Ana...will add them to my prayers for sure

Have fun at practice Venus...how long is a practice Venus?

I am thinking I'll have eggs, grits, hash browns and coffee this morning in the NC Gerry and Connie

L4L hearts

Catch you all later today wave2


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1153015
06/03/18 03:36 PM
06/03/18 03:36 PM
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Massachusetts
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Thanks for my breakfast Connie. It's been awhile since I've been here. I miss you guys.Have a great Sunday.

Midgie heartswavegirl


Just do it.
Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1153040
06/03/18 08:20 PM
06/03/18 08:20 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
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Otto has gone home and I miss him already! It's been a non stop day and feels good to get time to get caught up!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Super Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1153062
06/03/18 11:57 PM
06/03/18 11:57 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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