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Sip & Surf Sunday #1160548
08/18/18 07:02 PM
08/18/18 07:02 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurence

~J. Peter~
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An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

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One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?" He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class." She said, "Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?" Jimmy replied, "The question was 'Who threw the trash can at the principal's head?'"

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The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, "John, why are you late?" He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, "Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, "Cherry Hill."

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Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."

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Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?"
Son: "I don't have it."
Dad: "Why?"
Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student: "My father's check book!"

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A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"

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A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!"

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Teacher: "Jill, where is the America on the map?"
Jill: "Right there, ma'am."
Teacher: "Correct. Now, Jack, tell me who found America."
Jack: "Jill did."

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One day at school, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom so he raised his hand. The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before she would let him go. "But Miss, I am bursting to go," said Jimmy. "You may go, but after you say the full alphabet." "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z," he said. Catching his mistake, the substitute asked, "Jimmy, where is the 'P?'" He answered, "Halfway down my legs, Miss."

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Boy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No...

Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No...

Boy: Good! *Walks away*

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Teacher: "What is the future tense of the statement: 'I had killed a thief'?"
Student: "You will go to jail."

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An English teacher told his students that when pronouncing a word beginning with the letter "H" they should ignore the "H" as in hour, honor, and honest. That day when leaving for class, he left a note for his assistant, "Please heat my rice for me." When the teacher returned to his office, he met an empty bowl. He asked the assistant, "Where is my food?" The assistant replied, "You said I should heat the rice for you, but you also instructed us to ignored the 'H.'"

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It was the first day of school. Harry's mother went into his bedroom and said, "Come on Harry, get up now. You have to go to school today."
"But I don't want to go to school," replied Harry, "I want to stay in bed. Why do I have to go to school"?
"Because," answered his mother, "you're a teacher!"

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Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Made it just in time! hamster


It's time for the Cowboys game to start. yay


My day was humid and hot. I hope yours was not. wink


Have a happy Sunday everyone. rah rah rah


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1160561
08/18/18 09:03 PM
08/18/18 09:03 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
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In the Naughty Corner
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Happy Sunday, Joe! Hope the Cowboys win for you!

I am planning on sleeping in till at least 8 and then clueless what the day will bring! I'm tired of being under the weather so rest is first!

Have a happy day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1160578
08/18/18 11:25 PM
08/18/18 11:25 PM
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Thrudvanger
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Thrudvanger
Gymcandy1, it was humid and hot where I am, too.

BrownEyedTigre, hope you're feeling better for the rest of your day.

We had our employee appreciation picnic at work, and our cooks and chefs made lots of tasty things like various cookies and brownies, and there was some kind of chocolate chip brownie cake that was delicious. This is my second annual picnic in a row since I've been there, and they always have great food. I have to work again tomorrow, so I don't know if I'll have the chance to play The Walking Dead game. If not, I should have a chance on Monday, since I only work 3 days next week so far.


"Is there anybody there? Am I alone . . . in this place? Can you see me? Can you hear me? SHOW me you are here!"
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1160584
08/18/18 11:58 PM
08/18/18 11:58 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Enjoy your game, Joe. woot Hope you're staying cool.

Hope the rest helps, Ana! Being sick is never fun. frown

Glad you enjoyed the picnic, Thorsgoats. thumbsup I think you'll like The Walking Dead Final Season. Clementine is the player character again, and the writing is much better this season than in A New Frontier. yes

It's Saturday night, and I'm off to sleep. As far as I know, I have a voice lesson tomorrow. smile

Hope everyone has a great Sunday. summer


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1160597
08/19/18 05:02 AM
08/19/18 05:02 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 24,340
Marlborough USA
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True Blue Boomer
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Posts: 24,340
Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana, Thorsgoats, venus and everyone. Joe hope you enjoyed the game. Ana are you feeling better? Thorsgoats sounds like you enjoyed some yummy goodies! Venus good luck with your voice lesson! Coffee and tea are ready.
wave Wishing you all a Happy Sunday! wave


Gerry
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1160609
08/19/18 08:37 AM
08/19/18 08:37 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 13,975
winter springs fl.
connie Offline
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Good morning everyone, have a Super Sunday, Ana, I hope you are feeling better. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Biscuits and Gravy, Bacon, sausage, Ham, and French Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1160617
08/19/18 11:00 AM
08/19/18 11:00 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,855
Alabama
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Alabama
Super Sunday Ya'll puppy

Son and Cully made some yummy cinnamon rolls this morning. Then Cully and I had fun disputing how many we each got, which may or may not have involved a little bit of cold water down Cully's back. Now it's time to sit and sip and surf. Have a wonderful day wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1160649
08/19/18 03:37 PM
08/19/18 03:37 PM
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Posts: 33,859
Alabama
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Alabama
Happy Sunday everybody laugh


Dan
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music
Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1160675
08/19/18 11:08 PM
08/19/18 11:08 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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