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Tuesday's #1160771
08/20/18 08:01 PM
08/20/18 08:01 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
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Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results.

~Wade Boggs~
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Teacher: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”
John: “You told me to do it without using tables.”

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A kid comes home from school and so excitedly telling his dad ,daddy daddy the teacher asked a question at school today and I was the only one who answered it,
His father replies congratulations to my son I am proud but what was the question ?
Who broke the window?

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A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

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Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.

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Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive.

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Q: Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't heal-ium or cure-ium, you bury-um.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

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A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump an inch.

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Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

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A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."

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Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

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Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.

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Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

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Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

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A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.

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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

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Good moaning everyboomie. wave2


What day is this? Oh yes, welcome to the day after yesterday! yay


Speaking of yesterday, it was really nice here. We didn't get above 90 degrees, and at 12:00 it was still only 80 degrees, with just a real swell wind. thumbsup


I was able to get out and walk Missy 3 times. lab


If that didn't get her cleaned out, nothing will. razz


Tuesday we're forecast for 92 degrees, and Wednesday too......92. headscratch


We may have an early Fall. think


Have a happy day everyone. rah


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1160775
08/20/18 09:05 PM
08/20/18 09:05 PM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 125
Thrudvanger
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I didn't get a chance to post yesterday and didn't get a chance to play The Walking Dead today. I have to go to work tomorrow, so the only days I would have a chance are Wednesday and Friday. Friday I have to take Abnaxus to the service center.


"Is there anybody there? Am I alone . . . in this place? Can you see me? Can you hear me? SHOW me you are here!"
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1160782
08/20/18 10:39 PM
08/20/18 10:39 PM
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Posts: 32,116
Lower Alabama
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I really like your thinking Joe...KISS--Keep It Simple Silly--two days to ponder, yesterday and today. I reckon there could be an occasional tomorrow but that hasn't happened yet so no worries think

I know what you mean ThorsGoat...some times you just can't get there shocked

Hurry Hurry Hurry...same with me today, I have been on the run since 5 this morning, but did get to D&D tonight happydance But now it's time for bed so I can "1st and 10, do it again" tomorrow lol

Venus...did you make it through all five stores today? I hope so...with success I might add

Good morning Gerry and Connie...will need a nice stiff cup of coffee this morning with a Danish to go please

Hey there TaintedFury...hope all is well down under...is spring just around the corner?

L4L hearts

Off to bed


Dan
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music
Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1160796
08/20/18 11:24 PM
08/20/18 11:24 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
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Glad you had some nicer weather, Joe. thumbsup

Hope work goes well tomorrow, Thorsgoats, and hope you get to play The Walking Dead soon. It will be worth the wait. thumbsup

Soot, I did, and things went surprisingly smoothly for all of them, so I was happy about that. yes Glad you had a chance for D&D this evening after your hectic day. thumbsup Hope work goes well tomorrow.

It's Monday night, and I'm off to sleep. I have four stores tomorrow, and that's the case for following two days as well. After that, I have another 3 day weekend. happydance

Have a great Tuesday, everyone. summer


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1160799
08/20/18 11:31 PM
08/20/18 11:31 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
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In the Naughty Corner
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Good morning Joe, venus, Thorsgoats and all! Another day another puppy visit. lol My clients I lost for the summer are back and it's so fun to see how excited they are to see me again! I just love it! puppy
I'm happy to say I am finally feeling better. About time! lol

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1160803
08/21/18 04:57 AM
08/21/18 04:57 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, Thorsgoats, soot, venus, Ana and everyone. Joe stay cool. cool Thorsgoats hope you get some time to relax and maybe play a game! Soot have a stress free day! chocobunny Venus thumbs up to another 3 day weekend! thumbsup Ana glad you are feeling better. Coffee and tea are ready.
A Happy Day wished for everyone! wave wave


Gerry
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1160807
08/21/18 06:54 AM
08/21/18 06:54 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Super Tuesday. Ana, I'm glad you are feeling better. Dinner, Dancing, and Karaoke at 8-8 Panda tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Sausage, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC. summer witch


Connie
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1160836
08/21/18 11:55 AM
08/21/18 11:55 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
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San Diego, CA
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Wow, it's already Tuesday. I think I missed all of last week.

Tenants who are moving after 30 years (10 as fellow tenants and neighbors and 20 as my Tenants after I bought the property) are almost moved out. It was supposed to be Thursday that they left, so they told me for 2 months now. NOW I find out they are leaving TODAY! Lots of stuff in the house that they are leaving for the Thrift Store to pick up tomorrow. Ummmmm. They won't be here tomorrow, guess it's MY job. No problem. Just more looking, gathering, disassembling and seeing what I want to keep of any of the stuff. Nice wheelchair they are leaving which I'm sure my friend around the corner can use. She has a ratty old one she uses in the house. This one is practically unused.

Tried to call the Thrift store the son told me he called for the pick up of stuff but it's the wrong one. I'll have to go down today and verify a phone number for the right one. Not enough stuff left there to make it worthwhile for them to waste time driving over here. I'll just put the leavings out front with a FREE sign and everything will be gone in an hour or less. Awesome how that happens. Busy, main street directly to all the shopping areas and everyone goes by. Gonna be easy except for the lugging stuff uphill. I need time to sort and move it all. Other tenant/friend will be helping. There is a gorgeous iron king size bed (frame, headboard, footboard). He might want that. It's huge. Headboard is probably 5 feet tall.

Got a pretty good look at a mostly empty house. It's definitely going to need complete painting, new flooring, lots of cleaning of all surfaces in kitchen and bath. Ugh. Guess 30 years of grime is more noticeable when all the furnishings are out. Wow.

AND oh the fun of it...the Mom tried to convince me that I owned them 500 bucks of security deposit. Yeah. I paid back the $150. they originally paid 30 years ago to the Niece (my landlord) who rented to them. I have all the original paperwork. I figured after all that time, I'd not bother to deduct anything. Soooooo then they come up with this mysterious $500? No receipt, no documentation. They just insisted they gave it to the Niece long ago. So I dragged out all my Escrow papers, all my receipts, all my stuff and found 3 documents where it clearly states a deposit of $150. I took that to them, showed them the amounts of all 3 houses (one is mine) and it all added up to the correct amount for them to get back the $150 not 500. Nice when you keep good records. I told them to go to the Niece if she is the one who took the $500. I never got it if she did. Possibility she actually did charge them more just before I took possession, but didn't list it on the official paperwork. AND the Niece's signature is on the documents from Escrow so my almost gone Tenants can't say I have any extra of their money. Ahhhhh. The son said he watches Judge Judy and he knows they should have gotten a written receipt. Neat! Didn't know he was a court show fan. Learning new stuff about them and now they are leaving. Gonna miss them. With minor glitches, they were good friends/neighbors/tenants.


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1160844
08/21/18 02:04 PM
08/21/18 02:04 PM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Sorta, I hope the final move and rehab goes well.

We are enjoying a non 90 degree weather day.

Have a great day ya'll wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #1160894
08/21/18 10:54 PM
08/21/18 10:54 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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