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Thumping Good Thursday Diner #1180255
03/13/19 06:46 PM
03/13/19 06:46 PM
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Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
“The New York City Department of Education says that only 26 percent of the city’s students in grades three through eight passed the English portion on a recent standardized test. But on the bright side, they’re too bad at math to realize how bad that is.”

~Jimmy Fallon~
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During orientation at Fort Sill, in Oklahoma, our first sergeant stated that if anyone lost his locker key to see him, as he kept a master key in his office. Sure enough, a few weeks later, I lost my key. I walked into the orderly’s room and asked Sarge if 
I could borrow his master key.

“Why, certainly, young man,” he said, as he reached under his desk and handed me a large pair of bolt cutters.

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After i-messaging back and forth with my wife, I jokingly commanded Siri to pass along this message: “You need to get back to work now; you have a husband to support.”

Here’s what Siri sent: “You need 
to get back to work now; you have 
a has-been to support.”

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My niece was dragged into court by a neighbor who complained about her barking dogs. At one point, the judge asked the neighbor a question. The neighbor didn’t reply. “Sir, are you going to answer me?”

The neighbor leaped to his feet. “Are you talking to me?” he asked. “Sorry; I can’t hear a darn thing.”

The case was dismissed.

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A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza:

Customer: Yoooo I ordered a Pizza 
& Came with no Toppings on it or anything, Its Just Bread

Domino’s: We’re sorry to hear about this!

Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down

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The last time we changed from daylight saving time, a preacher friend posted, “For those who habitually show up 15 minutes late to church, allow me to remind you that tonight is the night you set your clock back 45 minutes.”

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My friend at the singles club was blithely chatting away, oblivious 
to the fact that her name tag had slipped down over her breast. I asked another friend if I should say something to her. “Like what?” she asked. “What she named the other one?”

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The food at the sandwich shop 
I frequent is good, but any deviation from the norm throws the staff. I once told a clerk that I wanted only half a sandwich. His reply: “What am I going to do with the other half?” A week later, when I told another clerk the same thing, she responded, “Do you want the top or the bottom?”

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My five-year-old, Matt, worked with a speech therapist on the ch sound, which came out k. The 
therapist asked him to say chicken. He responded with kitchen. They tried again and again, but it always came out kitchen. Undeterred, she pushed him for one more try. Matt sighed and said, “Why don’t we 
just call it a duck?”

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Funny Military Punishments (According to Reddit)

• We made a private sweep all the sunshine off the sidewalks. It took the poor guy all day.

• Our squad leader was yelling at a soldier when he abruptly stopped and said, “I’m done yelling at you. It doesn’t work.” He stormed off and returned carrying a small potted tree. “You will carry this tree with you wherever you go. If anyone asks you why you’re carrying this tree, you will say, ‘It’s to replace the oxygen I stole from everyone else.’”

• A recruit thought he was special because he was an Eagle Scout. The drill instructor picked up on this and took him into the woods and made him build a nest. Then he had him squat over it in order to keep his eggs warm.

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An ad for a hedge clipper that 
I had to read twice: “A built-in safety switch prevents accidental starting, and blades will stop when you take one hand off.”

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I sent a reminder to a client that it was time to visit the eye doctor. 
He called back to inform me that he would not be coming in because, as he put it, “I have a new obstetrician.”

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A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him: He was 
expecting an ocean-view hotel 
room. I explained that was not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of 
the state. “Don’t lie to me,” he said. 
“I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state.”

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My ESL students try so hard and are so appreciative. One student paid me the ultimate compliment when she said, “You teach English good.” Another assured me, “I will always forget you.” And a third insisted, “I thank you from the heart of my bottom.”

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When a soldier came to the 
clinic where I work for an MRI, he was put into the machine by an 
attractive, young technician. Sometime later, when the examination 
was over, he was helped out of the machine by a far older woman. The soldier remarked, “How long was 
I in there for?”

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While in Kuwait, shortly before we deployed to Iraq, a major general told our meeting that we should 
expect to cross “into Iraq in less than 24 hours.” He then opened the floor to questions.

A lieutenant stood up and asked, “Is that 24 hours our time or 24 hours their time?”

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Well if I could see into the future, I probably would have skipped Hump Day and jumped right to Thursday. Thinking maybe if I skipped a day I wouldn't do the things that I did on that day, the next day..........because it's a different day. Does that make sense? crazy


Perfect nonsense probably.


I opened another can of worms today. I'm so sick of worms. I have way too many cans of worms around here. [Linked Image]


I guess it could be worse. They could be cans of slugs. UGH!! sick


I decided to clean the floor in the laundry room. You see where this is headed don't you?


I cleaned everything I could easily reach, then I just peeked behind the washer dryer. Yep, gotta clean that too. Pulled out the washer and scrubbed the floor. Then I had to go find some boards and level it up. rolleyes


Seeing any patterns here?


When I finally got done with the washer I had to do the same with the dryer.........only there's not near as much maneuvering room. Had to move a bunch of shirts hanging in the way......and other stuff. Cleaned the floor and then I had to level it up. slapforehead


I don't know what I did 3 years ago about leveling the washer and dryer when I moved in. I guess nothing. blush


I had to clean the window sill and window frame. They were covered with mold. Then cleaned the back door. Covered with dirt. Then clean the siding on the back porch
which was also moldy.


Apartment living is starting to appeal to me. think


It stormed again last night. It rained all night long and was pouring rain when I got up. My yard was swamped, but the sun came out by lunch time, and it turned out to be a super day......except for 23mph wind.


At least the wind is helping to dry up the lake in the yard.


My goodness I'm chatty tonight. taz


Have a happy Thursday everyone.


joe


EDIT: L4L, drawers here are where a lot of things go in, but nothing ever comes out. lol

Last edited by gymcandy1; 03/13/19 06:52 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Thumping Good Thursday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1180256
03/13/19 06:51 PM
03/13/19 06:51 PM
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marietta,georgia
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Re: Thumping Good Thursday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1180264
03/13/19 07:57 PM
03/13/19 07:57 PM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Joe, used to be like that here (drawers)...but I think those days are history think Are you going to contact Home & Garden to see if they're interested in putting your home in their top 50 listing?

Have fun family

Happy Thump Day to everyone joy

Gerry, I'll have a cuppa Scottish Breakfast Tea this morning please

L4L hearts

wave2


Dan
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Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Thumping Good Thursday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1180283
03/13/19 10:33 PM
03/13/19 10:33 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
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In the Naughty Corner
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Good morning boomies! I just got home from a really long day. so off to bed with me! See you all tomorrow and have a happy day!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Thumping Good Thursday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1180295
03/14/19 04:50 AM
03/14/19 04:50 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 24,323
Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, family, soot, Ana and everyone. Joe you sure are getting a lot of rain! Family enjoy your day. Soot one large Scottish Breakfast tea coming up for you! Yikes Ana that is a long day! Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready.
waveHope everyone has a wonderful day! wave


Gerry
Re: Thumping Good Thursday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1180306
03/14/19 06:47 AM
03/14/19 06:47 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Have a great Thursday, everyone. wave


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Thumping Good Thursday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1180310
03/14/19 07:03 AM
03/14/19 07:03 AM
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Posts: 13,611
winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Super Thump Day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and Biscuits in the NC.


Connie
Re: Thumping Good Thursday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1180336
03/14/19 12:46 PM
03/14/19 12:46 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,794
Alabama
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Alabama
Thumping Good Thursday ya'll puppy

We have rough weather heading in tonight. Today is son's B'day, but he is not in the mood for a cake or party. However, I just happened to be in a store today and just happened to see some really yummy looking cupcakes which just happened to fall into my basket. I think a candle will accidentally fall into one of them tonight after supper.

Making meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and roasted broccoli. I'll see how much of that I can get done early.

Ya'll all have a great day. wavegirl


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