Something very sad about the fact that I haven’t read Moby Dick, but I have read the Kindergarten Cop Wikipedia page.

~Aziz Ansari~
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Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant
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I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
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Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.
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Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
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How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.
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Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.
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I’ve just been diagnosed as color blind.

I know, it really came out of the purple.
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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.
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Good morning everyboomie.


I was going to look at yesterday's diner to see if these were the same jokes that I posted yesterday, because I can't remember if I book marked the next page, (DUH), BUT Monday's diner is nowhere to be found.


I found 5 Hump Day's I think, but only one Monday for last week at the very bottom.


This morning I ran to Lowe's again to pick up caulk, weather strip, and some other stuff. Then I had to go to Walmart and stock up on groceries. Then back home to go to work.


I was just starting when I got a call. It was the collision center. MY TRUCK IS READY!!!


I told them I'll pick it up first thing in the morning.


NO!! I told him I'm on my way NOW!


I picked it up. It looks great.


I had to re-acclimate to driving that big engine. I was peeling out every time I stepped on the gas.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Joe ... you got your truck back You had me fooled as I thought you were going to tell us you were putting in a new ceiling in your front room.

Have a wonderful day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry, Connie L4L and anyone else who pops in to say hi

I'll have a Danish and coffee to go please Connie & Gerry

watching court shows and soap opera

Good Morning Joe, soot, family and everyone. Joe congrats are getting your truck! Soot coffee is ready. Family enjoy your shows. Coffee and tea are ready. Have a Great Tuesday everyone!

Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Tuesday. Congrats on getting your truck back Joe. Lunch and Netflix with a friend. Dinner and Karaoke at Panda tonight. Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and Biscuits in the NC.

Good afternoon Boomers.