Relationships are basically just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat, until one of them dies.
~ Unknown~
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A Few More Insults.....in case you didn't get enough yesterday.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents, for example.
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Hey dog breath, if I throw a stick will you go away?
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
You're living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
I'd give you a slap, but that'd be animal abuse.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
You're so ugly the only dates you get are on a calendar.
You're the reason they invented double doors.
You're so dumb, I bet your dog teaches you tricks.
If you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
You've got a great face for make up.
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
If I had a face like yours I'd wish I was blind.
You didn't just fall out of the stupid tree, you were dragged through dumbass forest.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Maybe if you ate some of that make up you could be pretty on the inside.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake smile. Are you sure you weren't made in China?
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
You look like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they can't laugh either.
There's only one problem with your face... I can see it.
I've seen people like you before, but last time I had to pay an admission.
You're so fat you could sell shade.
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
I'd say you're funny, but looks aren't everything.
I bet your brain feels good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
Whatever's eating at you... Must be suffering horribly.
Behind every fat woman there's a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Are we really at Thursday? I feel like I've misplaced a day somewhere.
I misplaced a few hours sleep last night.
We had thunderstorms all night and Missy was shivering in shock the whole time.
It was cold here....in the 40s...but it was windy and rainy too.
I think we're supposed to be back into the sunshine for Thursday, and about 50 something.
Today I bought COD Black Ops. I'm going to download and install it tonight.
Have a happy day everyone.
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I can just feel my hair turning grayer reading these. Poor Missy, glad you were there to cuddle with her! 
Happy Halloween to everyone! 
Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC. 
