For last year's words belong to last year's language. And next year's words await another voice.
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision ...
... I can't wait to see them all.
At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds ...
... Only 15 more to go!
What's the best New Year's resolution?
What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year's Eve?
He got 12 months!
What did the little champagne bottle call his father?
I can't wait till New Year's Day 2021.
Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.
Where can you find comedians on New Year's Eve?
Waiting for the punchline.
Let’s celebrate New Year’s Eve ...
... by making many pour decisions!
What is a New Year's resolution?
Something that goes in one year and out the other.
Every New Year's Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time's Square ...
... and year after year, they drop the ball.
My New Year's resolution is to break my New Year's resolutions.
That way I succeed at something!
I would lose weight for my New Year's resolution ...
... but I hate losing.
2019 went by like a blur.
My New Year's resolution must have been too low.
What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?
Moo Year's Day!
An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year's Eve.
One was charged and the other was let off.
Why was 6 afraid of 9 on New Year's Eve?
Because 9, 8, 7 ...
Good morning everyboomie.
I hope you're all enjoying your weekend.
I had a pretty nice day. It has rained all day, so it was doing house cleaning stuff, and exercising. That's about it.
Sunday the sun comes out partly, the temperature goes down, and the wind goes up.
Won't that be nice.
I suppose I'll watch some football. At least the Texans will be in the playoffs.
Have a great day everyone.