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Limericks #1217169
05/11/20 09:08 PM
05/11/20 09:08 PM
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Unscramble the capitalized words to complete the limericks.


-1. There once was a man from DABREUM
Who ate far too much well-aged AUGDO
He ate it on REBDA,
Or as a cheese PARSED,
Or as a strange homage to DAHUBD.

-2. A hurricane by the name DOLFY
Left millions of people ENDANYO
It blew up the TACOS
Doing its very STUTOM
To leave all that it touched, DYSODERET.

-3. King Midas was not one to ANTIRO
His gold. He had all in his INTONA.
His most heinous MERIC,
For which he did EMIT,
Was guild by CONSOATISIA.

-4. Now I'm old. All my songs have been SNUG,
Worse yet, all my springs have been GRUNPS.
Could I go around ETWIC,
I would heed the CADIVE
Of all realtors, "Get lots while you're ONGUY."

-5. Out dining, a young GRILLATOA,
When asked if he’d have coffee ALTER,
Just shook his large ADHE
And pleasantly DAIS,
"I was planning on having the TEWIRA."

-6. A Boston life saver called OVERHO
While doing the Heimlich VARNUMEE
Some food did GLISODED
With such force ... his death EDGOD
Choked a fellow who yawned in UNCOVARVE!

-7. A mechanic who DORMUSDONETIS
Used his dipstick to prop up the DOHO.
He fixed up an old CWERK
Then he did an oil ECCHK
Now his head hurts far more than it HOLDUS!

-8. A jokester had only just TREADST
His mule, when it broke loose and ADDRET
Away out of THIGS -
(The rope wasn't GITHT).
A mule from his funny's soon ADERPT!

-9. A philosopher, finding a TESON
Posed the question: How far was it WRONTH?
Though he couldn't EDIDEC
He deduced it DIMPELI
He existed, and wasn't EANOL!


We do not see things as they are, we see things as we are. - Anais Nin
Re: Limericks [Re: Pandora] #1217172
05/11/20 09:34 PM
05/11/20 09:34 PM
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1. There once was a man from Bermuda
Who ate far too much well-aged gouda
He ate it on bread,
Or as a cheese spread,
Or as a strange homage to Buddha.

wave


Re: Limericks [Re: Pandora] #1217174
05/11/20 10:07 PM
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An excellent solve! wave


We do not see things as they are, we see things as we are. - Anais Nin
Re: Limericks [Re: Pandora] #1217178
05/12/20 12:13 AM
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2. A hurricane by the name Floyd
Left millions of people annoyed
It blew up the coast
Doing its very utmost
To leave all that it touched, destroyed.

Re: Limericks [Re: Pandora] #1217179
05/12/20 01:42 AM
05/12/20 01:42 AM
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Isle of Man
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3. King Midas was not one to ration
His gold. He had all in his nation.
His most heinous crime,
For which he did time,
Was guild by association. lol


Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Limericks [Re: Pandora] #1217181
05/12/20 02:02 AM
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4. Now I'm old. All my songs have been SUNG,
Worse yet, all my springs have been SPRUNG.
Could I go around TWICE,
I would heed the ADVICE
Of all realtors, "Get lots while you're YOUNG."


Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until he starts to work.
Re: Limericks [Re: Pandora] #1217183
05/12/20 05:22 AM
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5.
Out dining, a young ALLIGATOR
When asked if he'd have coffee LATER
Just shook his large HEAD
And pleasantly SAID,
"I was planning on having the WAITER."

Re: Limericks [Re: Pandora] #1217184
05/12/20 05:47 AM
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8.
A jokester had only just STARTED
His mule, when it broke loose and DARTED
Away out of SIGHT -
(The rope wasn't TIGHT).
A mule from his funny's soon PARTED!


When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know
Re: Limericks [Re: Pandora] #1217185
05/12/20 06:29 AM
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6. A Boston life saver called HOOVER
While doing the Heimlich MANEUVER
Some food did Dislodge
With such force ... his death DODGE
Choked a fellow who yawned in VANCOUVER!

Re: Limericks [Re: michele rose] #1217186
05/12/20 07:11 AM
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That one is real funny michele.


Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until he starts to work.
Re: Limericks [Re: Pandora] #1217193
05/12/20 08:46 AM
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9. A philosopher, finding a stone
Posed the question: How far was it thrown?
Though he couldn't decide
He deduced it implied
He existed, and wasn't alone!
smile


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Limericks [Re: Pandora] #1217197
05/12/20 09:02 AM
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Terrific solves! wave


We do not see things as they are, we see things as we are. - Anais Nin
Re: Limericks [Re: Pandora] #1217202
05/12/20 10:50 AM
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7. A mechanic who MISUNDERSTOOD
Used his dipstick to prop up the HOOD.
He fixed up an old WRECK
Then he did an oil CHECK
Now his head hurts far more than it SHOULD!

Fun stuff! lol


Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations.
Re: Limericks [Re: Pandora] #1217205
05/12/20 11:36 AM
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Fun solves! Well done, all! wave


We do not see things as they are, we see things as we are. - Anais Nin
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