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Jokes. Feb. 26 (Hint) #1241930
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-1.What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A----e

-2. What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here. I’ll go on a----.

-3. Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
Because every play has a c---.

-4. Why are there gates around cemeteries?
Because people are d---- to get in.

-5. Why did the farmer win an award?
Because he was o---------g in his field.

-6. Why are the Irish so wealthy?
Because their capital is ------.

-7. What kind of music do planets like? n------s.

8. What do you call a cow with two legs? l--n b--f.

-9. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a f----.

-10. What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? E-----.

lol

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Re: Jokes. Feb. 26 [Re: curly] #1241931
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2. Ahead lol Hi Curly, have a great weekend wave

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Re: Jokes. Feb. 26 [Re: curly] #1241932
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You also Bernie.


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Re: Jokes. Feb. 26 [Re: curly] #1241935
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Re: Jokes. Feb. 26 [Re: curly] #1241936
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Re: Jokes. Feb. 26 [Re: curly] #1241937
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Re: Jokes. Feb. 26 [Re: curly] #1241938
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Good ones. Merci Kevin.


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Good one. kissy


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Thanks.


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see hint.


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Good one Joan.


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