Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1242227
03/01/21 01:24 PM
03/01/21 01:24 PM
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 19,061 Bucks, England
Urban Worrier
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Graduate Boomer
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 19,061
Bucks, England
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The ecologically-sound Afro...
A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame....
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1242236
03/01/21 02:18 PM
03/01/21 02:18 PM
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Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 2,871 Indiana
Demosthenes
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Indiana
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"Sir, the guests are complaining that the hedge maze is excessively difficult." "What, all of them?" "The ones who lent themselves to comprehension, yes. I believe Ms. Worthington said it's a 'right corker.'" "Then doubtless it is so. How does it go, Brinkley? 'In your face I see the map of truth, loyalty, and sacred honour?'" "I reckon it is something along those lines." "But Brinkley--how can I put this succinctly?" "With prolixity, sir." "We don't have a hedge maze." "Nonetheless, I discovered three of them prevaricating in a shrub this very morning. They elucidated they were trying to find the exit." "Confound it, Brinkley! It was raining this morning." "Yes, sir. I'm afraid they were in a dreadful state. Mr. Curry in particular has taken ill." "Very well, Brinkley. To act without aplomb and conviction is to do nothing. Cut down the shrub." "I attempted the very thing, sir, but it was occupied." "I don't think you meant 'elucidated,' Brinkley. 'Hallucinated,' perhaps." "Quite, sir."
Last edited by Demosthenes; 03/04/21 01:54 PM. Reason: insufficient malapropisms
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1242238
03/01/21 03:01 PM
03/01/21 03:01 PM
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Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 51,200 Upstate NY
Pandora
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Norbert loved to play hide and seek, especially when the seekers yelled "allie allie in free" and he could reveal his hiding place.
We do not see things as they are, we see things as we are. - Anais Nin
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1242303
03/02/21 01:19 PM
03/02/21 01:19 PM
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Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 5,025 Orleans, Ontario, CANADA
OrleansBelle
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BAAG Specialist
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Orleans, Ontario, CANADA
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Help, Help, I've been treed
The secret to living well and long is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1242324
03/02/21 08:37 PM
03/02/21 08:37 PM
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Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 4,564 Long Beach NSW Australia
flotsam
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Rather than demonstrating his initiative, Bradley only proved to Marvel how little he really knew about the nemesis of Moon Knight.
Quantity has a quality all of its own
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1242491
03/05/21 09:58 AM
03/05/21 09:58 AM
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 42,074 Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly
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I just love the smell of cedar or pine.
If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1242528
03/05/21 08:48 PM
03/05/21 08:48 PM
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Joined: May 2006
Posts: 3,363 Indiana
ScarletDragon
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Indiana
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If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons ... for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1242580
03/06/21 04:17 PM
03/06/21 04:17 PM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,178 Alabama
soot
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Puzzled Moderator
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There once was a Prince named Otto Bismarck A tiny little fellow oft seen at the park Who hid in the bushes and oft did remark While raising his hands and exclaimed I'm a "SHARK" And that is the gospel according to Mark...
Dan To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1242686
03/07/21 11:15 PM
03/07/21 11:15 PM
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Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 4,564 Long Beach NSW Australia
flotsam
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Or do they make a large bird, a pelican perhaps. One whose beak holds more than his belly can. Or something more modest maybe. Whatever that may be. But just in case the lights came on, kudos to the hands.
Quantity has a quality all of its own
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