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Limericks. Apr. 12 #1245218
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-1. Limericks I cannot compose,
With noxious smells in my nose.
But this one was easy,
I only felt queasy,
Because I was sniffing my ----.

-2. There once was a farmer from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
It soon came to pass,
He was covered with grass,
But has all the tomatoes he -----.

-3. There was a young woman named Bright,
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous -----.

-4. There once was a child in Spain,
Who loved to play in the rain.
One day he tripped,
And broke his hip,
Now he is in serious ----.

-5. There was a young lady of Cork,
Whose Pa made a fortune in pork.
He bought for his daughter,
A tutor who taught her,
To balance green peas on her ----.

6. I'd rather have Fingers than Toes,
I'd rather have Ears than a Nose.
And as for my Hair,
I'm glad it's all there,
I'll be awfully sad, when it ----.

-7. There was an enchanting young bride,
Who ate many green apples and died.
The apples fermented,
inside the lamented,
and made cider inside her ------.

8. I need a front door for my hall,
The replacement I bought was too tall.
So I hacked it and chopped it,
And carefully lopped it,
And now the dumb thing is too -----.

-9. One Saturday morning at three,
A cheese monger's shop in Paree.
Collapsed to the ground,
With a thunderous sound,
Leaving only a pile of de ----.

-10. My dog is quite hip,
Except when he takes a dip.
He looks like a fool,
when he jumps in the pool,
and reminds me of a sinking ----.

urock

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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245220
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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245222
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What a rhyme in 10 - Britain with knitting! scared

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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245223
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3. Night lol Hi Curly wave

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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245224
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Thanks.


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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245225
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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245226
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Good one jb.


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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245227
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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245230
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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245231
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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245232
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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245237
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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245239
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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245242
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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245244
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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245251
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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245343
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this puzzle deserves a brief pause
congrats to you Curly because
its clever and funny
and mirthsome and punny
but most of all fun - cue applause!
bravo bravo


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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245344
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Many thanks flotsam.


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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245346
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What a poet, but is Cue going to obey your order?? lol

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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245360
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Re: Limericks. Apr. 12 [Re: curly] #1245501
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I think this is where Cue is supposed to come in and clap lol yay devilchili


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