Help me finish these jokes please.
-1. What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a ---, any ---.
-2. Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?
Because he had a vowel m------t.
-3. Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments?
M---- R------e.
-4. What did the beaver say to the tree?
It’s been nice g-----g you.
5. What language do pigs speak?
S---- language.
-6. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?
--t--!
-7. I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face --- up when he opened it.
8. Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced C------.
-9. What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty c--------n.
-10. Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
Bartender says "Pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line" Guy looks around, but there is no p---- l---.