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Jokes. June 14 #1249608
06/14/21 01:38 AM
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Help me finish these jokes please.

-1. What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a ---, any ---.

-2. Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?
Because he had a vowel m------t.

-3. Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments?
M---- R------e.

-4. What did the beaver say to the tree?
It’s been nice g-----g you.

5. What language do pigs speak?
S---- language.

-6. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?
--t--!

-7. I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face --- up when he opened it.

8. Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced C------.

-9. What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty c--------n.

-10. Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
Bartender says "Pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line" Guy looks around, but there is no p---- l---.

lol


Last edited by curly; 06/15/21 02:35 AM.

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Re: Jokes. June 14 [Re: curly] #1249611
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Thanks ob. Have a great day.


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Re: Jokes. June 14 [Re: curly] #1249615
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Re: Jokes. June 14 [Re: curly] #1249618
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Re: Jokes. June 14 [Re: curly] #1249621
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Re: Jokes. June 14 [Re: curly] #1249623
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Re: Jokes. June 14 [Re: curly] #1249657
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