Re: Squiggle
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10/03/22 10:54 AM
10/03/22 10:54 AM
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Demosthenes
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As both circuses and peanuts have lately fallen out of favor, this classic joke has been updated for modern schoolchildren:
Why did the elephant leave the circus?
He was tired of working for peanuts.
Last edited by Demosthenes; 10/04/22 02:20 PM. Reason: Jokes are funnier when they're explained.
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1283257
10/04/22 03:44 PM
10/04/22 03:44 PM
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Illegal dumping reaches a new creative high...
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self.
I wonder what's on television...?
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1283258
10/04/22 03:49 PM
10/04/22 03:49 PM
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I'm not saying this statue's been here a long time, but trees are beginning to sprout from it...
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self.
I wonder what's on television...?
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
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10/05/22 03:57 AM
10/05/22 03:57 AM
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Lex
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Forget the Woolly Mammoth, here comes the Wheelie Mammoth!  Is dat wheelie a heffalump?  The preservative art of pachydermy  Try putting that on the end of your pencil... 
Last edited by Lex; 10/05/22 04:23 AM.
Life is what happens while you're making other plans.
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Re: Squiggle
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#1283292
10/05/22 08:43 AM
10/05/22 08:43 AM
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I dunno Doc, I've just felt really tired lately...
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Demosthenes]
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10/09/22 10:02 PM
10/09/22 10:02 PM
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This was an exceptionally hard squiggle to judge because there were so many great entries, but the trophy winner is Demosthenes for: Why did the elephant leave the circus?He was tired of working for peanuts.![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/SsMyDZCR/trophy.gif) Honorable mention goes to Kevin for his reference to: The preservative art of pachydermy. Thanks to all for the laughs! 
The best math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of current decisions.
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Re: Squiggle - Winner is Demosthenes!
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10/10/22 02:13 AM
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An excellent winning entry!   ... and some other good laughs
Last edited by Lex; 10/10/22 02:17 AM.
Life is what happens while you're making other plans.
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Re: Squiggle - Winner is Demosthenes!
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10/10/22 07:46 AM
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Well Done You, Demosthenes !! 👍👍
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