Happy New Year Boomers. Just for you I have some jokes.
-1. What does the man with no hair (me) sing at midnight? ---- Lang Syne.
-2. What is corn’s favorite holiday? New ---- Eve.
-3. What does the little Champagne bottle call his father? ---!
-4. Where did the chef celebrate New Year's? T----'s Square.
-5. Why should you stand on one leg on New Year's Eve? To start the new year on the ----- ----.
6. An iphone and a firework were arrested on New Year's. One was ----g--, the other was --- ---.
-7. What New Year's resolution should a basketball player never make? To --a--- more.
-8. Where can you practice multiplication tables on New Year's Eve? --m-- --u---.
-9. What's a spider's New Year's resolution? To spend less time on the ---.
-10. Why do you need a jeweller on New Year's Eve? To ---- in the new year.
