Jokes. May 19
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05/19/25 12:59 AM
05/19/25 12:59 AM
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Posts: 49,389 Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly
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Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 49,389
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
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Help me with these jokes please. -1. What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these --n-- make me look fat? -2. My IQ test results came back. They were ----t--e. -3. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are ---t--. -4. Why do cemeteries have fences around them" Because everyone is --i-- to --- in. -5. What happens when you get hit by a rental car? It --r--. 6. What did dad do when he found out he lost his hair? He ---l-d. -7. What is a comedian's favourite candy bar? A ----k--s. -8. What do rich people say when they tickle babies? --c--, --c--, goo. -9. What kind of felines can bowl? --l-- --t-. -10. Which monster are golfers afraid of? The --g--m--. 
Last edited by curly; 05/19/25 01:31 PM.
The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
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