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Jokes. May 19 #1346000
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Help me with these jokes please.

-1. What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
Do these --n-- make me look fat?

-2. My IQ test results came back.
They were ----t--e.

-3. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are ---t--.

-4. Why do cemeteries have fences around them"
Because everyone is --i-- to --- in.

-5. What happens when you get hit by a rental car?
It --r--.

6. What did dad do when he found out he lost his hair?
He ---l-d.

-7. What is a comedian's favourite candy bar?
A ----k--s.

-8. What do rich people say when they tickle babies?
--c--, --c--, goo.

-9. What kind of felines can bowl?
--l-- --t-.

-10. Which monster are golfers afraid of?
The --g--m--.

wave



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Re: Jokes. May 19 [Re: curly] #1346001
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Re: Jokes. May 19 [Re: curly] #1346002
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Thanks ob.


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Re: Jokes. May 19 [Re: curly] #1346003
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Re: Jokes. May 19 [Re: curly] #1346005
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Re: Jokes. May 19 [Re: curly] #1346006
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Thanks.


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Re: Jokes. May 19 [Re: curly] #1346012
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Good one.


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Merci.


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Re: Jokes. May 19 [Re: curly] #1346037
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Thanks Marian.


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Hi Bernie.


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