Help me with these jokes please.
-1. What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
Do these --n-- make me look fat?
-2. My IQ test results came back.
They were ----t--e.
-3. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are ---t--.
-4. Why do cemeteries have fences around them"
Because everyone is --i-- to --- in.
-5. What happens when you get hit by a rental car?
It --r--.
6. What did dad do when he found out he lost his hair?
He ---l-d.
-7. What is a comedian's favourite candy bar?
A ----k--s.
-8. What do rich people say when they tickle babies?
--c--, --c--, goo.
-9. What kind of felines can bowl?
--l-- --t-.
-10. Which monster are golfers afraid of?
The --g--m--.
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